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June 20th, 2012, 08:01 PM
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1023. Don't mind the guy in the wheelchair over there. That's my brother, he likes to watch and masturbate.
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June 20th, 2012, 10:13 PM
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1029, Do you think you could put that pink and white dress on again?
  
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June 20th, 2012, 10:35 PM
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1030. No, I have never been bed-ridden before
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June 21st, 2012, 03:09 PM
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1031. Hey remember back to an hour ago when i said how much i loved and respected you. Wanted us to be together forever , then proposed on bended knee ? .............. Kidding !!!
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June 21st, 2012, 04:37 PM
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1032.Keep Your Voice down,My Wife's in the next room...
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June 21st, 2012, 08:22 PM
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June 21st, 2012, 08:24 PM
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1034. Sorry Luv, tygrkhat40 just made me piss myself
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June 21st, 2012, 08:41 PM
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1035, Oh Brian that's gooood!, sorry I mean Sandra that's good. Sorry love.
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June 21st, 2012, 08:50 PM
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1036. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
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June 22nd, 2012, 02:49 AM
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1037 - I really don't want to do this, but all the guys said it's worth it for the sandwich you're going to make me afterwards.
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