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Old October 18th, 2016, 01:07 PM   #21
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Yesh, Mr Streets Pavel do like a drink ~hic~

But not for Tabor!
He no buy vodka, he no get no vodka he howl like badboy, I tell him, shut the fuckoff
I think he now like fancy-pant gay-boy xtrasee disco biscuit


I take to vet & he go all queer agin

Pavel think this are not goo
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Pavel think this are not goo
Pavel, Komrade, you tinking too much You must drink wit me, yes Come, Vee have Vodka, I make it my place, good Vodka, you see, 1 drink you drunk 2 drink my Vodka I don't know, no man or voman have more dan 1. Only me more dan 1 , my vife you see, very very ugly, like Tabor, I no vont to look at Vladislava or her , how you say, bitch mudder
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Old October 20th, 2016, 09:35 PM   #23
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Smile Yes , Pavel is like getting tonge arownd cunnijucations

I am sit here watching Countround try to inprove my endglish
but I are distract by that Rachil Blimey
she are very nice and she aslo help Pavel wiv understand Vef words


she look like very big fun in sheets
ass that funtime-man Glen Quagmir say, " "Giggledy Giggledy Gloop"
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Yes, I know she say there are xtra charg wiv you,
Deerz Mrz Pavelz Scratch-N-Sniffz

Knot azz mooch doctorz chargez me to make my penisez stopz burningz and itchingz afterz lessonz with ur scissorz
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Angry You no come here on fryday

Hey Mr sex-man

I are alred tell you that you owe big monies to sista
yes she are full of pubic lobster, but how do she fix that if she getz no monies frum sexy pantie-time?

she go to bank & bank mangler say she bounces
and he is very goo at what is bounce. Sista make big mistak when she go ride in yor Audi car.
That is aslo not pay for too she tell Pavel you make her clean big seat of leather n why for wud that?
is yor mess on sticky bum seat & windo

Pay yor monies proper Mr sex or ther is no more fun-time at the wet-end
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Hey

Vhere everybody
12 fucking day end nobody talk anymore
Everbody hyding Vhy everybody hyde

Ahh, I know vhy
Somebodies fucking my vife She had da big tits I kno but nobody fuck my vife Who, who here wit my vife

I kill everbodies
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Old November 2nd, 2016, 10:43 AM   #27
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Hallo Mr Streeta

There is no hyde here
I have did see big boobie lady fuc wiv Mr sex last weekending

I make bet that it are him who are make sexy-time wiv yu wife he is still owe me monies too

well, it are owe to mi sistor
but i wanna my 20%

I kill him aslo Mr Streets !

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Where are evrybods?

have you kill them alredy
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have you kill them alredy
You vont dat I kill him, good Slow I kill him, den I kill him brudder too I do for you, Yes
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You vont dat I kill him, good Slow I kill him, den I kill him brudder too I do for you, Yes
If you are fix him, slow is the way.
Treat him like old wooden furnature

In my village we have method of the crapinter? man that work wiv wood
Firs, yoo bend legs - hear the snapping
Then we take out nails - see the tears
Neckst, we can remove nuts
last we need special help from village gimp he are ready for screw

prehaps we make flim then he are eggsample
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