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Old July 30th, 2015, 02:29 AM   #11
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For me it is Janine. I remember when she got her first piercings and ink. She was delicious now she looks like a drag queen.

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I am going to mention one hardcore girl, and one softcore girl.

For softcore girls, Pamela Anderson has lost her facial beauty over the 20 years (1995-2015) that I have been aware of her. In 1995, when I was a senior in high school, the jock guys thought that she was super-hot, and the hottest girl in that class made fun of her for having breast implants. By 2015, while listening to Motley Crue on my iTunes, LO AND BEHOLD my AOL soon displayed her 20-years-older image; she had a wrinkly face and was clearly getting to be middle-aged.

For hardcore girls, there are people who think Teri Weigel looks like a guy now.

But at least they had sex during those 20 years.
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For non-porn women, mine are Dolly Parton and Olivia Newton-John. They really overdid the plastic surgery. For porn women, I agree with Lord Of The Sith about Janine. I have the same complaint about Kylie Ireland. Too much ink, too many piercings.
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Regrettably, I think Holly Body falls into the category of having overdone it.

And my sweetheart Christy Canyon (age 49 now) looks markedly different from the halcyon days of Savage Fury (1985) when she was one month shy of her 19th birthday. But of course a 30 year spread can significantly alter anyone's appearance.

I agree about Kylie Ireland mentioned earlier; very hot until she went on a major tattoo binge - a real turn-off. I guess I'm just at that age where my generation felt that tattoos on women was unthinkable.
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For non-porn women, mine are Dolly Parton and Olivia Newton-John. They really overdid the plastic surgery. For porn women, I agree with Lord Of The Sith about Janine. I have the same complaint about Kylie Ireland. Too much ink, too many piercings.
Don't get me wrong I have no issues with her piercings it is her ink that I have issue with she looks like she belongs on a wanted person for someone in MS-13. Her hair is normally unkept and she has let her body go as well, plus the weirdies she's banging is scary
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I think we should make a distinction between normal aging and self-inflicted damage. It's pretty unrealistic to expect Christy Canyon to look as good at 50 as she did at 20, but what people like Janine and Pam Anderson have done to themselves is a different story. Pam Anderson looked so cute and almost innocent when she first appeared in PB in 1991, and really made a mess of herself, more with the facial surgery than the boob job imo. Janine looked so different when she first appeared in PH in 1987 it's hard to believe it's the same person we saw in porn 7-8 years later.



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I wouldn't exactly describe a young Donatella Versace as a "bombshell," but she was attractive. Nowadays though, she looks like a refugee from a nightmare.

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For me it is Janine. I remember when she got her first piercings and ink. She was delicious now she looks like a drag queen.

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How true you are mate

Just watched an old T&A comedy from 1989 "Lauderdale" where she's a relative newcomer and sooooo stunningly gorgeous then you look at her now and holy jumping Jehoshaphat it's like she's possessingly determined to destroy all traces of the beauty she was blessed with. Almost as if she's trying to cover her fading looks with ink

Yummmm ..... Yuck
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