What annoys you the most ?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by charliedog

what does sound have to do with sorting?
I loathe sorting the big fork from the small fork, and the big spoon from the small spoon so I just put them all into one tray in the silverware drawer...it's a draw.
Regarding the sock sorting, I overcame that issue by throwing out all my white socks one day and buying 10 pairs of the exact same sock so now there is nothing to sort as all white socks match all other white socks....win 4 I.

Pray tell me did you type that while wearing a tweed jacket with elbow patches ,and puffing on a pipe ?. I only ask as you remind me of a school teacher i once knew Mr Bayes , sadly he`d had his sense of humour blown off in Ansio back in 43 . Mind you if a person starts building sandcastles on a heavily mined beach what do they expect ?

Originally Posted by snape

[I]
I'm merely making the point that to get worked up about incidental trivia, with which our education and experience should have taught us to deal with, is, in essence a waste of our skills and abilities.
Lets get worked up about the real obscenities in this world and just shrug off body odour and bad drivers.

You`re missing the point of this thread , either by accident or design you`re missing it and for me that in itself is almost annoying .Look we`re all aware of the big pressing problems and realities of conglomeration controlled life , the only thing is this ain't the thread to highlight them or be condescending to others who`re simply following the spirit of my thread .See this topic is slanted towards the (Albeit smaller to some) type of annoyances that annoy the individual directly and can put an unneeded cramp in their previously chilled day .Be it a basturd neighbour who seems to believe nobody else has ear drums, that sour faced shop girl who looked like she hated you just because you dared disturbed her slow shelf stacking ,or that sweaty slob who cut you off at the runabout and was too busy talking on his mobile to hear your imaginative swear words or notice your violent hand gestures.

Get the thread`s idea now ? , excellent

[charliedog]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Pray tell me did you type that while wearing a tweed jacket with elbow patches ,and puffing on a pipe ?.

I think I was in my obligatory boxers and a tee shirt. I was sipping Jack Daniels Single Barrel on the rocks at the time for that air of sophistication though.

[scoundrel]

I have steered well clear of all tabloids except The London Evening Standard for years now and even the Standard is frankly a fascist rag, but due to circumstances beyond my control I spent yesterday and this morning penniless in a hospital ward.

My neighbour there very kindly let me read his papers when he was done with them. The Sun is everything I remember: pig ignorant, opinionated, stupid and written especially for people with a reading age of 8.5 years old. The Daily Star is even worse in that it devotes all of its' ''creative energy'' into the Peter Andre/Jordan breakup, except for the attention it gives to Big Brother. These publications are hugely popular in the UK: may the gods take pity on our unfortunate country.

[imtrying]

What annoys me this week are idiots and a-holes who use a sports victory as an excuse to loot and riot. The L.A. Lakers won the N.B.A. title. This should be cause for celebration and city pride. But a few jerks decide to "celebrate" by destroying property, injuring police officers and generally making the city look bad. Thanks a lot.

[Estreeter]

Phone calls from your ex that you don't wish to talk to

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by scoundrel

The Daily Star is even worse in that it devotes all of its' ''creative energy'' into the Peter Andre/Jordan breakup, except for the attention it gives to Big Brother. These publications are hugely popular in the UK: may the gods take pity on our unfortunate country.

Say what you want about those moronic comics but at least one of them is honest enough to admit it`s core values



Seriously you just couldn't make this shit up , and talk about them missing the irony of their own proud advertising campaign uh

[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Say what you want about those moronic comics but at least one of them is honest enough to admit it`s core values



Seriously you just couldn't make this shit up , and talk about them missing the irony of their own proud advertising campaign uh

Oh GS, that never struck me before but isn't it so f***ing true! We British have the finest gutters in the world and a press to match.

[Wendigo]

Sorry GreenSkull but before you trash our red tops let's have a look at what they have given the country over the years.
Chip wrapping paper
Page 3/Page 5 girls
Useful to put under cat litter trays
Keeping tramps warm on park benches.

That's about all I can think of so Ok, now you can trash them for,
Richard Littlejohn, you couldn't make him up.
Piers Morgan
A home for any number of sacked/failed politicians to vent their spleens.
A home for non-entities from reality TV shows to give us their deep, meaningful views on world affairs and why they shagged some other z-list freakshow reject.
A home for wannabe celebs to have their asses kissed by sycophantic showbiz reporters.
Changing the meaning of the word EXCLUSIVE !!! . It now means the same shite the other papers have as opposed to advertising something unique.

[scoundrel]

Rats of the Sky.

They swarm all over London like extras in Hitchcock's The Birds. They shit on everything, usually streaks of purple guano just after you washed the car/garden furniture/cloths on the line. They infest empty buildings and it costs thousands of pounds to disinfect the space left crawling with their loathsome skin parasites.

Pigeons are a curse we bring upon ourselves, like rats, by our disgusting slovenly dumping of uneaten junk food on the street. They are our parasites and act as a barometer of our unclean behaviour. I detest them.

Pigeons in Trafalgar Square:

Now imagine each one of these is a black rat and see how you feel about them.

A closer view:

[MaxJoker]

Women who’ve had too much to drink .Ok to be specific women who smell strongly of alcohol .Ok ok to be even more detailed women who smell of red wine . Because I can only speak for myself but i find the female of the species whines enough as it is without having to smell strongly of the stuff while they do so. Maybe I should really write this on my “Typical day “ thread as the latest adventure with a whining wine soaked bint happened a few hours ago. I arrived back at fortress Skull to find the ex outside the double doors pressing buttons and yelling at the intercom. Seems she knew I was inside trying to ignore her , when in fact I’d been out and about making the world a better place

What was the most impossible task ever set for man ?

Making fire ?
Building the wheel ?
Slicing the atom ?
Inventing chicken McNuggets ?
Cracking DNA code ?
Discovering the true meaning of life ?

No

It`s attempting to get through to a spoilt slurring swaying sociopath , it’s getting her to know that she isn’t welcome around here anymore and certainly not when off her head and loudly embarrassing me in front of my neighbours. Granted they’re people i could care less about but that’s not the point , as it’s really annoying to think of those harridans gossiping till the end of time about the evening a foul mouthed girl screamed outside the building. I say harridans because this building is mainly made up of women in their sixties , no i`m not living in an old peoples home. I`m in an apartment block of nine flats only from what I’ve gathered all but three of them are occupied by sex starved octogenarians . Why am I staying hear you ask ?, fack I didn`t know the average age was millennium did !!!. All I wanted was some place semi quiet for work . Which I guess it is apart from my underneath neighbour , a woman who although no more than twenty five must have the hearing ability as a deaf mummified corpse judging by the volume of her television.

Don`t worry we’ve had words about that and the volume is better , oh and when I say we’ve had words I really mean me and her spindly armed partner paul have had a reasoned discussion about it . A discussion where I implied i`d refrain from bursting into his apartment and killing everybody inside providing he gave an acknowledgment that the sound of the television would be lowered, or at the very least their living room bay window would be kept closed.

Anyway so far so-so

As for the ex ?

Well I managed to get her to quieten down , all it took was a stout club ,hack saw and some heavy duty bin bags

But just the same I’m calling for a law change

Namely angry women should be banned from drinking red wine !



Yes that`s a contentious issue I know , especially as most women are constantly angry plus fellow members (Myself included sometimes) usually only manage to get their end away thanks to the aid of an alcohol beverage swilling around their particular sexual partner .Still I say drunk women do far more damage than a dozen armed terrorists and so should be prevented from imbibing !.

Well at least they should be if they`re already mad at me




See they can`t handle it , as only men have the constitution to handle booze and still function semi rationally !

Take me for instance , I’ve drunk enough to kill two overweight Sumo’s and so currently have the mental capacity of a high court judge . Yet I have still been able to write this insulting ramble , and stroke my cat until she collapses in happy joy beside me !

Could a woman do that ???

Fack no !!!

Ok I’ve sort of lost my train of thought now granted , but then drinking generously spiked beer for the best part of an hour can do that to a man

My withering point is red wine does something to women

Now that`s annoying !

Damn women are annoying!

REALLY annoying

Yet we crave and love them despite that crushing trait

Don`t remember why I started writing this post

Oh yes drunk women and how much they get on my manly tits !, still enough about this cobbler’s

Just remember to head for the highest hill if you see this happening




OK !