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October 8th, 2018, 03:10 PM | #13921 |
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October 8th, 2018, 04:03 PM | #13922 |
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October 8th, 2018, 09:59 PM | #13923 |
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Five people have been found guilty of conspiracy to supply millions of pounds worth of counterfeit Viagra. The judge described them as hardened criminals.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women were chatting. "My 15 year old son is getting to be a right little bastard, hanging about in a gang, never coming to visit his grandparents, with me-honestly, I sometimes think he wouldn't care if I died", the first woman said. "I'm lucky in that respect", the second woman said, "My son is 22 now and loves his old mum, he snuggles up on the sofa with me of a night to watch TV, always gives me a kiss and hug whenever he is going out or going up to bed, we even do paintings together on weekends. "I know", says the first woman "sometimes I wish my son had Down's Syndrome too." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do retards and slinkys have in common? Both are useless but give you a laugh when they fall down the stairs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
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October 9th, 2018, 12:00 PM | #13924 |
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October 9th, 2018, 12:34 PM | #13925 |
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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking Sir?" "No, Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?" "No, "replies the officer, "you were driving splendidly. it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- A family of prostitutes are talking. The daughter says, "I got 100 dollars for a blow job today." The mother says, "in my day it was 20 dollars." The grandmother says, "In my day we were just glad for the warm drink". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they cannot have a headache and sex at the same time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend told me last Christmas she wanted something surprising and sexy. Turned out she didn't mean rape. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman is like a pack of cards... You need a Heart to love her, You need a Diamond to win her, You need a Club to smash her head in, And a Spade to bury the bitch. |
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October 9th, 2018, 12:49 PM | #13926 |
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Today's forecast: Chilli today and Hot Tamale!
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October 9th, 2018, 01:31 PM | #13927 |
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October 9th, 2018, 01:33 PM | #13928 |
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Who likes Roman Numeral jokes ? I for One...
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October 9th, 2018, 07:26 PM | #13929 |
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Got told i was colour blind today.....it was a real bolt out of the green i tell you
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October 9th, 2018, 08:13 PM | #13930 |
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I got kicked out of the hospital today.
Apparently the sign "Stroke patients here" means something completely different. |
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