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April 1st, 2018, 06:23 PM	#13251
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	A couple that'll be obscure even for other Brits: I think James Bond should marry Brooke Kinsella, then she'll be Brooke Bond. I think P.G. Wodehouse should marry Crystal Tipps and take her second name, then he'll be P.G.Tipps. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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April 1st, 2018, 06:35 PM	#13252
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,308 Times in 3,171 Posts	My Mum was a keen spiritualist. She only ever drank whisky, vodka, gin, brandy, rum and vodka.

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A couple that'll be obscure even for other Brits:

I think James Bond should marry Brooke Kinsella, then she'll be Brooke Bond.

I think P.G. Wodehouse should marry Crystal Tipps and take her second name, then he'll be P.G.Tipps.

Ms.Tipps should start a band with Jimmy Page & Robert Plant,They could call it Led Crystal..

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April 2nd, 2018, 06:29 PM	#13255
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,694 Times in 57,565 Posts	I just bought some Henna with Viagra,Now I can dye hard.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 2nd, 2018, 06:39 PM	#13256
sledge Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Germany (Saxony) Posts: 1,211 Thanks: 9,179 Thanked 14,044 Times in 1,159 Posts	Sun "Would you like to be my Sun?" "Yes of course, Darling!" "So stay away 149600000km(92579130mi) from me"

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But even with this great distance she would still be attracted to him, with no chance ever to get free from him ...

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April 2nd, 2018, 08:26 PM	#13258
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April 3rd, 2018, 04:57 PM	#13259
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April 4th, 2018, 06:48 AM	#13260
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