"Will The Real King Dong Please Stand-Up?"

Foxbark · February 22nd, 2012, 06:53 PM

Greetings.

Those of us who came of age in the 1970s tittering over rare-as-gold dust hard to find dirty pics, the porno personality 'King Dong' reigned as a giant and a legend in our pubescent imaginations.
King Dong was rather like a Marvel or Disney character in that he was a mythological figure, rmoured to exist, but never actually sighted in the flesh, as it were.For those of you who don't know King Dong was a black, slick, Shaft like male performer, in tacky 70s hard core US stills work, whose main attribute was an improbable 12" inches of ebony penile fitting and fixture that puts Lexington Steele into the shade.
Only, later it was rumoured that it wasn't *real* proof and evidence of black superiority and Freudian willy angst, it was claimed to be a fallacious phallic fake.And furthermore there were more than one claimants to the mighty and thrusting title of 'King Dong'.

**exfarmer** · February 22nd, 2012, 07:04 PM

You mean this guy?

I remember seeing the pics when i was a youngster and thinking they weren't real.

barryjoel · February 22nd, 2012, 07:50 PM

I always thought he was called "Moby Dick". I don't ever remember seeing his actually fucking anyone, never mind actually cumming.

Foxbark · February 22nd, 2012, 08:07 PM

Yup.
That's the kiddie.
Well spotted, my man, a Brucie bonus is on its way!

Quote:

Originally Posted by exfarmer

You mean this guy?

I remember seeing the pics when i was a youngster and thinking they weren't real.

Betty Rudolf · February 22nd, 2012, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exfarmer

You mean this guy?

I remember seeing the pics when i was a youngster and thinking they weren't real.

So King Dong is just a radiator hose attachment that worked it's way through the 70s porn industry?

I'm shattered, because I had that middle picture on my mobile phone for a couple of years.

**Jism Jim** · February 23rd, 2012, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exfarmer

You mean this guy?

I remember seeing the pics when i was a youngster and thinking they weren't real.

mostly known as Long Dong Silver.

**exfarmer** · February 23rd, 2012, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jism Jim

mostly known as Long Dong Silver.

That's right, i forgot about that

. Here's the full story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Dong_Silver

Festerplink · February 24th, 2012, 01:52 PM

I recall seeing a video of him in the 80's on public access in NYC, and if the wiki story is true that its a glued on prosthesis they had some pretty good stuff back in the 70's when the video was made because he swings the hell out of it without out his hands,i.e. looked real to me. In any case, just like Holmes, not enough blood in the human body to allow an erection.

**billybunter** · February 24th, 2012, 05:26 PM

It's a fake. If blood filled that dong the man would faint.

**billybunter** · February 25th, 2012, 09:31 AM

Imagine the look on a woman's face if you whopped that out

February 22nd, 2012, 06:53 PM	#1
Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,020 Times in 259 Posts	"Will The Real King Dong Please Stand-Up?" Greetings. Those of us who came of age in the 1970s tittering over rare-as-gold dust hard to find dirty pics, the porno personality 'King Dong' reigned as a giant and a legend in our pubescent imaginations. King Dong was rather like a Marvel or Disney character in that he was a mythological figure, rmoured to exist, but never actually sighted in the flesh, as it were.For those of you who don't know King Dong was a black, slick, Shaft like male performer, in tacky 70s hard core US stills work, whose main attribute was an improbable 12" inches of ebony penile fitting and fixture that puts Lexington Steele into the shade. Only, later it was rumoured that it wasn't real proof and evidence of black superiority and Freudian willy angst, it was claimed to be a fallacious phallic fake.And furthermore there were more than one claimants to the mighty and thrusting title of 'King Dong'.

February 22nd, 2012, 07:04 PM	#2
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,651 Times in 13,045 Posts	You mean this guy? I remember seeing the pics when i was a youngster and thinking they weren't real. __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

February 22nd, 2012, 07:50 PM	#3
barryjoel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 172 Thanks: 18,562 Thanked 1,107 Times in 140 Posts	Me too I always thought he was called "Moby Dick". I don't ever remember seeing his actually fucking anyone, never mind actually cumming.

February 24th, 2012, 05:26 PM	#9
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	It's a fake. If blood filled that dong the man would faint. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 25th, 2012, 09:31 AM	#10
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Imagine the look on a woman's face if you whopped that out __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2012, 01:52 PM	#8
Festerplink Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 107 Thanks: 184 Thanked 662 Times in 90 Posts	I recall seeing a video of him in the 80's on public access in NYC, and if the wiki story is true that its a glued on prosthesis they had some pretty good stuff back in the 70's when the video was made because he swings the hell out of it without out his hands,i.e. looked real to me. In any case, just like Holmes, not enough blood in the human body to allow an erection.

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