Post your corny jokes - Page 1315

**trailmaster** · March 7th, 2018, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BCFC_1982

That's more like it. Short snappy jokes are corny.

Paragraphs long jokes are not corny.

Do we need an epic joke thread?

If you look way back at jokes from several years ago on this thread you will see many,many jokes that fill an entire page. In fact there was this one member who posted more than 150 jokes over a 6 month period and all of these jokes were all almost half a page in size. A joke is a joke. There is no size limit. I myself hate short jokes, (except those "Yo Mama jokes") I like long jokes that slowly build up to a funny ending.

**effCup** · March 8th, 2018, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCFC_1982

Shouldn't corny jokes just be about corn?

Why?

How many jokes in this thread even obliquely touch upon the topic of corn?

One online dictionary for corny says: "trite, banal, or mawkishly sentimental," which seems relatively wide-ranging/permissive. UD, of course, is a touch more creative.

Are cornhole jokes corny?

**effCup** · March 8th, 2018, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCFC_1982

Do we need an epic joke thread?

Perhaps it's part of the over-zealous rule-setters thread?

**mrfixit** · March 8th, 2018, 03:35 AM

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for so long.
“Let me show you,” says the captain.
He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there’s a solitary barrel with a hole in it.
“This’ll be the best s.x you’ll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I’ll give you some privacy.”
The recruit doesn’t quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.
“Wow! That was the best s.x I’ve ever had! I want to do it every day!”
“Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday.”
“Why not Thursday?”
“That’s your day in the barrel.”

**BCFC_1982** · March 8th, 2018, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

Perhaps it's part of the over-zealous rule-setters thread?

That’s true. We have one such thread that is titled effcup.

**trailmaster** · March 8th, 2018, 01:53 PM

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. "Sounds great," said the health -conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

"Wait a minute," the boy said. "Those don't look fat-free." "Sure they are", the cook said. "We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!"
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"Oh, no!" the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. "The forecast calls for rain." "What's the problem with that?" asked the rabbit. "We could use some rain."

"Sure," the kangaroo said. "But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!"

**bfg9000** · March 8th, 2018, 01:57 PM

Q: How do you stop black children from jumping up and down on the bed.

A: Put velcro on the ceiling!

**rondori** · March 8th, 2018, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bfg9000

Q: How do you stop black children from jumping up and down on the bed.

A: Put velcro on the ceiling!

Q: How do you get them down from the ceiling?

A: Give some Latino kids a stick and tell them "The're Pinatas."

**rosestone** · March 9th, 2018, 04:28 AM

Comic Sans walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Get out - we don't serve your type."

**Mal Hombre** · March 9th, 2018, 07:27 AM

Comic Sans walks into a church,

The Vicar says "Get out - we don't need a new font..."

March 8th, 2018, 03:35 AM	#13144
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,838 Times in 9,416 Posts	A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for so long. “Let me show you,” says the captain. He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there’s a solitary barrel with a hole in it. “This’ll be the best s.x you’ll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I’ll give you some privacy.” The recruit doesn’t quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns. “Wow! That was the best s.x I’ve ever had! I want to do it every day!” “Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday.” “Why not Thursday?” “That’s your day in the barrel.” __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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March 8th, 2018, 01:53 PM	#13146
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,331 Times in 60,079 Posts	A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. "Sounds great," said the health -conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. "Wait a minute," the boy said. "Those don't look fat-free." "Sure they are", the cook said. "We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh, no!" the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. "The forecast calls for rain." "What's the problem with that?" asked the rabbit. "We could use some rain." "Sure," the kangaroo said. "But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!"

March 9th, 2018, 04:28 AM	#13149
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,955 Times in 2,261 Posts	Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out - we don't serve your type."