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September 24th, 2014, 01:33 AM
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Contrary to the belief that CPR should be performed on the chest area, best results are obtained upon the pussy! 
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September 24th, 2014, 01:40 AM
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For my next number I'm going to play "The Tide Is High" by Blondie.  
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October 1st, 2014, 03:05 AM
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 When I asked my fashion designer to design me something low cut this is much lower than I had in mind! 
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October 1st, 2014, 04:08 AM
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 As he's struggling to release more doo doo and diarrhea, there's one thing he forgot to do and is already too late for him to do that is remove his underwear and get more toilet paper. 
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October 3rd, 2014, 02:53 AM
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 Lester, where did this red hair come from and whose is it, its certainly not one of mine! 
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October 3rd, 2014, 02:02 PM
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 That may be her first, and only, customer behind her! 
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October 4th, 2014, 07:16 PM
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Peregrine lost a stone in three seconds Better than any diet he'd tried to date 
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