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Old July 5th, 2014, 09:05 PM   #1131
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Sooooo.....found a cat hair on your shirt. It was white.
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Old July 6th, 2014, 04:27 PM   #1132
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The first known example of the alcohol fueled male tradition of, "Hey! Hold my beer......watch this!"
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Sooooo.....found a cat hair on your shirt. It was white.
With these blue eyes how could you ever be superstitious of me?
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NEW KFC

Due to recent media coverage of disgraced entertainer Rolf Harris,
KFC have totally revamped their image.
Company spokesperson Harland Sanders Jr, son of the late
Col Sanders, said in a press statement.
"we got sick of hearing of the likeness to my father but when parents stopped buying our product, that was the last straw"
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Obsession?



A fine girl but overly obsessed for anything
remotely resembling or shaped like a penis!
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Despite having perfect tits 'n' pussy,
his girlfriend's other features caused Gwilym some concern





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NEW KFC

Due to recent media coverage of disgraced entertainer Rolf Harris,
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Company spokesperson Harland Sanders Jr, son of the late
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"we got sick of hearing of the likeness to my father but when parents stopped buying our product, that was the last straw"
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "Finger Licking Good!".
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Old July 12th, 2014, 09:11 PM   #1138
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Really? Your flight experienced turbulence?

Oh my.....that must have been so frightening!





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