Random Thoughts - Page 690

**Dr Pepper** · December 6th, 2018, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Your facetious remarks have cut me to the core. You will all be sorry when I get that new toilet and commit sewercide.

At least you'll go with the flow....

IC Hunt · December 8th, 2018, 03:03 AM

I just left clicked a bunch of links in the movie forum after doing a search and was going to go back and look at all of the movies. Everyone of the pages I clicked on was not completing the load because of google analytics.

I went searching for answers in this forum to see where to post this question and this thread it has been asked before though without much of an answer.

What is google analytics, why is it keeping pages from finishing loading? Anything that can be done?

Why does google analytics have anything to do with a page loading in VEF?

**bloke57** · December 8th, 2018, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by IC Hunt

Why does google analytics have anything to do with a page loading in VEF?

Maybees something to do with the first four letters?

IC Hunt · December 8th, 2018, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Maybees something to do with the first four letters?

I swear I was going to note that and ask for no jokes!!!! In a porn forum I guess that is obvious to everyone!

Seriously it seems nobody wants to answer this question? I'm not stupid I can draw conclusions: ad targeting (registered members are ad free though). why in this forum? and why on every page and why is it taking so long?

I have never seen google analytics hold up a page load, curious.

**Randy_Mann** · December 8th, 2018, 04:32 PM

Google "Google Analytics" and you will get plenty of answers including a
wikipedia hit that explains it well.

fkifreddy · December 9th, 2018, 01:05 AM

As a random thought I'm thinking of Matomo instead of Google Analytics.

IC Hunt · December 9th, 2018, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by fkifreddy

As a random thought I'm thinking of Matomo instead of Google Analytics.

Well I had to look up what the hell Matomo is:

"Matomo, formerly Piwik, is a free and open source web analytics application developed by a team of international developers..."

Still can't get away from anal lytics huh?

Estreeter · December 9th, 2018, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Quote:

Originally Posted by IC Hunt

Why does google analytics have anything to do with a page loading in VEF?

Maybees something to do with the first four letters?

Mate

Seriously

is that all you think about

anal

what a terrible filthy mind you have

That act is known with those of us who have some class and sophistication as buttock love

**Mal Hombre** · December 9th, 2018, 09:29 AM

I prefer to refer to it (Which I'm very loath to do) as Alt Vaginal...

**bloke57** · December 9th, 2018, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Mate

Seriously

is that all you think about

anal

what a terrible filthy mind you have

That act is known with those of us who have some class and sophistication as buttock love

Don't talk to me about sophistication. I've been to Canberra.

December 8th, 2018, 04:32 PM	#6895
Randy_Mann R.I.P. Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 2,313 Thanks: 92,218 Thanked 63,970 Times in 2,316 Posts	Google "Google Analytics" and you will get plenty of answers including a wikipedia hit that explains it well. __________________ If any of my video links go bad, please PM me. TIA - I cannot replace images. I'm not a complete idiot... some parts are missing.

December 9th, 2018, 09:29 AM	#6899
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,184 Thanks: 773,226 Thanked 856,376 Times in 57,614 Posts	I prefer to refer to it (Which I'm very loath to do) as Alt Vaginal... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 8th, 2018, 03:03 AM	#6892
IC Hunt Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 139 Thanks: 348 Thanked 1,146 Times in 139 Posts	I just left clicked a bunch of links in the movie forum after doing a search and was going to go back and look at all of the movies. Everyone of the pages I clicked on was not completing the load because of google analytics. I went searching for answers in this forum to see where to post this question and this thread it has been asked before though without much of an answer. What is google analytics, why is it keeping pages from finishing loading? Anything that can be done? Why does google analytics have anything to do with a page loading in VEF?

December 9th, 2018, 01:05 AM	#6896
fkifreddy Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 87 Thanks: 401 Thanked 1,035 Times in 86 Posts	As a random thought I'm thinking of Matomo instead of Google Analytics.