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I thought, corduroy is derived from "corde du roi" (cloth/cord of the king) and yet Elvis would never wear it.
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I thought, how the fuck am I going to get home?
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Having that last pint seemed a good idea....................but now I think I'm gonna puke................
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May 18th, 2010, 10:16 PM | #14 |
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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz would be ideal for for a movie version of Sapphire and Steel.
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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.Not screaming in horror- like his passengers.
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I thought ...
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Back in '87 I was at a friends birthday party and was ticking along pretty well...until I noticed that my bottle of bacardi was just about empty. I then thought "oh shiiiiit I'm going to feel this tomorrow" and wishing I could undo what had been done.
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May 19th, 2010, 10:04 AM | #18 |
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Whilst having a few drinks i thought ...
1) - Bugger wish i`d come out with some money as that barmaid looks a bit handy 2) - It`s almost my round better start faking a heart attack 3) - I can`t have drunk enough yet , i`m still able to think
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Whilst having a few in my local yesterday, I decided to learn how to fly. I've applied for a pilot's license. Not jumbos just light aircraft.
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...Dot Cotton would or should succeed E.L. Wisty as the figurehead of the World Domination League.
"Hello." "We are the World Domination League..." "...may we dominate you?"
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