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Old December 19th, 2018, 11:54 AM   #18971
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1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
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Old December 19th, 2018, 12:22 PM   #18972
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Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8.
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Old December 19th, 2018, 12:57 PM   #18973
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Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8. To be able to get the movie "To Heal A Nation" on a Region 1 disc. Only available on videotape and on disc on all Regions except Region 1.
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Old December 19th, 2018, 01:50 PM   #18974
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Christmas Wishes:

1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8. To be able to get the movie "To Heal A Nation" on a Region 1 disc. Only available on videotape and on disc on all Regions except Region 1.
9. GM's 20,000th post
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Old December 19th, 2018, 02:10 PM   #18975
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1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8. To be able to get the movie "To Heal A Nation" on a Region 1 disc. Only available on videotape and on disc on all Regions except Region 1.
9. GM's 20,000th post
10. Little Kids to stop pissing on my knee
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Old December 19th, 2018, 03:10 PM   #18976
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1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8. To be able to get the movie "To Heal A Nation" on a Region 1 disc. Only available on videotape and on disc on all Regions except Region 1.
9. GM's 20,000th post
10. Little Kids to stop pissing on my knee
11. Nigella Lawson to invite me down and offer to keep me in the style to which I could very easily become accustomed.
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1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8. To be able to get the movie "To Heal A Nation" on a Region 1 disc. Only available on videotape and on disc on all Regions except Region 1.
9. GM's 20,000th post
10. Little Kids to stop pissing on my knee
11. Nigella Lawson to invite me down and offer to keep me in the style to which I could very easily become accustomed.
12. Luxuriate with Jenna Coleman
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1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling
2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation
3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg
4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind
5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for.
6. Finally find a video of The Gathering Seed
7.Michelle Keegan Saying She Wants To Fuck Me Senseless
8. To be able to get the movie "To Heal A Nation" on a Region 1 disc. Only available on videotape and on disc on all Regions except Region 1.
9. GM's 20,000th post
10. Little Kids to stop pissing on my knee
11. Nigella Lawson to invite me down and offer to keep me in the style to which I could very easily become accustomed.
12. Luxuriate with Jenna Coleman
13. Nicola Bryant in her costume from Attack of the Cybermen


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