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Old October 2nd, 2012, 12:29 AM   #11
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"Nobody read my rules,forbidden content all over the place,too many requests,not enough "Thanks",lots of "Big Bang" bullshit believers,Morgan Freeman playing me poorly and getting great reviews,people complaining that I donīt post anymore before checking my "Public Profile" and see the great wonders I did in the past...What the Hell?!?!

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Christianity - A for Prophet organisation
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Old October 2nd, 2012, 09:01 AM   #13
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Right....this is a bit difficult.........well.....you know when manufacturers recall a defective product.............?
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As the rolling stones said: Hey you get of my cloud.
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Well, except for Antarctica, Which is for penguins, I like penguins
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Guys,

Consider this an eviction notice. You have 1 week to vacate the property. And considering how filthy the place is, you don't get your security deposit back.

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I made woman and no man rested.

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