X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 53

**bawjaws** · December 15th, 2018, 10:37 PM

605 tell women that you are auditing them for a porn film, as long as you have a couch and a cheap video camera ,after a few questions they will have sex with you in every known position,without ever questioning you anything about the film,the money or co-stars

**jomama** · December 18th, 2018, 02:18 AM

Women always orgasm when men do

Estreeter · December 18th, 2018, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jomama

Women always orgasm when men do

Women always (fake an) orgasm when men do

**old alal** · December 18th, 2018, 08:50 AM

607. (I think) People who watch too much porn loose the ability to count, and can't follow a simple premise of putting a number before a comment, that follows the previous number.

608. Alien species in Porn Films have the same reproductive equipment as Humans, and they all fit perfectly.

Estreeter · December 18th, 2018, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

607. (I think) People who watch too much porn loose the ability to count, and can't follow a simple premise of putting a number before a comment, that follows the previous number.

In my own defence, modding this place, meaning checking posts in threads you have less than zero interest in and or disgust me, have an impact on brain function over a long period of time

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 18th, 2018, 11:57 PM

609. Women who experience the explosive forms of peeing over everything during sex usually described as female ejaculation (can't say I've ever experienced this, heard of it happening in the real world, or think it's very sexy) will tend to make a considerable mess all over expensive furniture, nice looking flooring and anything else in the area. As these are houses rented for the video shoot, it is most likely that the crew are expected to clean things up afterwards and the owners of the property are never told about what happened.

**bawjaws** · December 19th, 2018, 03:29 PM

610
Every woman who takes a shower must spend the first half playing with their tits, and the second half shoving the shampoo bottle up their pussy
611
some women go into a shower wearing a bikini or a T shirt
612
no women ever wash their hair or feet in the shower
613
if there is a glass door on the shower, all women must try to clean the door using only their tits

**jomama** · December 19th, 2018, 09:20 PM

All women are noisy fucks

**jomama** · December 20th, 2018, 03:42 PM

Men don’t have to beg

**palo5** · December 20th, 2018, 06:42 PM

616. Women love sucking. That's why they take the piss-rod out of their pleasure center so they don't get an organism, and suck it 4 or 5 times a scene

December 15th, 2018, 10:37 PM	#521
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 974 Thanks: 13,844 Thanked 12,986 Times in 960 Posts	605 tell women that you are auditing them for a porn film, as long as you have a couch and a cheap video camera ,after a few questions they will have sex with you in every known position,without ever questioning you anything about the film,the money or co-stars Last edited by bawjaws; December 19th, 2018 at 06:23 AM.. Reason: ok I forgot the number

December 18th, 2018, 02:18 AM	#522
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,237 Times in 29,986 Posts	Women always orgasm when men do __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 18th, 2018, 08:50 AM	#524
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	607. (I think) People who watch too much porn loose the ability to count, and can't follow a simple premise of putting a number before a comment, that follows the previous number. 608. Alien species in Porn Films have the same reproductive equipment as Humans, and they all fit perfectly. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

December 19th, 2018, 09:20 PM	#528
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,237 Times in 29,986 Posts	All women are noisy fucks __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 20th, 2018, 03:42 PM	#529
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,873 Thanks: 3,498,575 Thanked 345,237 Times in 29,986 Posts	Men don’t have to beg __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 18th, 2018, 11:57 PM	#526
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,224 Thanks: 35,728 Thanked 35,661 Times in 3,216 Posts	609. Women who experience the explosive forms of peeing over everything during sex usually described as female ejaculation (can't say I've ever experienced this, heard of it happening in the real world, or think it's very sexy) will tend to make a considerable mess all over expensive furniture, nice looking flooring and anything else in the area. As these are houses rented for the video shoot, it is most likely that the crew are expected to clean things up afterwards and the owners of the property are never told about what happened.

December 19th, 2018, 03:29 PM	#527
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 974 Thanks: 13,844 Thanked 12,986 Times in 960 Posts	610 Every woman who takes a shower must spend the first half playing with their tits, and the second half shoving the shampoo bottle up their pussy 611 some women go into a shower wearing a bikini or a T shirt 612 no women ever wash their hair or feet in the shower 613 if there is a glass door on the shower, all women must try to clean the door using only their tits

December 20th, 2018, 06:42 PM	#530
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,663 Times in 16,567 Posts	616. Women love sucking. That's why they take the piss-rod out of their pleasure center so they don't get an organism, and suck it 4 or 5 times a scene