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October 12th, 2012, 11:21 AM	#31
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,718 Times in 7,461 Posts	I made animals out of delicious meat and all they had to do was feed them on useless grass and they think they can genetically modify MY designs, the little shits??

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October 12th, 2012, 06:55 PM	#32
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,718 Times in 7,461 Posts	So, they make holes in their bodies and shove metal bits in, they put ballooons in their chests and lard in their lips and have even started drawing on themselves; I think I am going to scrap this lot and start again

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October 20th, 2012, 08:35 PM	#33
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Oh, I forgot to stamp your planet Best Before 56AD No refunds

October 21st, 2012, 12:43 AM	#34
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,267 Times in 30,309 Posts	"oy vey...I'm gonna give that Dawkins such a pinch!"

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October 21st, 2012, 10:08 AM	#35
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,141 Thanks: 772,711 Thanked 855,789 Times in 57,567 Posts	Look,Free Will seemed like a good idea but it's just not worked out,I'm going to have to take a more "Hands On" approach fom now on... Signed God __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 25th, 2012, 06:28 PM	#36
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,141 Thanks: 772,711 Thanked 855,789 Times in 57,567 Posts	Just so you know,We had The Rapture last week,Turns out No One was good enough to be taken up to Heaven...Sorry God __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 3rd, 2018, 12:41 AM	#37
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,718 Times in 7,461 Posts	Your call is very important to us: please hold.

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