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May 20th, 2011, 12:31 AM | #62 |
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Your sister, my sister... Not my fault they share the same name.
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198. Hey, who invited Ron Jeremy?
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What do you mean "Awwww Bless.."; and no i'm not cold.....
This is my favorite boob.. the other... well.... Is that a wart!!??? Did you shower today? Oh and a little off topic.. a few pointers of not what to do after sex!!..... 1: Dont have your mobile under her pillow and have speed dial ready and reach for it on the point of ejaculation and shout TAAAXXXIIIII (big no no.. gets you in trouble) 2: As hard as it may be, don't say cheers, thanks, ta...most of all dont say them all together followed by the above number 1 (that could result in a pain in random places) 3: We know she wants a cuddle, we know we don't... but a pat on the head followed by the above number 2 will result in very grumpy wife/girlfriend... don't pat.. this could end in bollock/ball pain!(even though it's funny..in fact it's really funny) 4:Finally...and maybe most important...When you're with your woman... you know you wont cum....don't tell her to make an effort..this is not good, in fact it's really not good, in fact you could end with a purple lefty. Just lie..pretend you have cramp...make a joke..not the your arse would look fat even in a Volvo..your breath smells like a wet dog!!...No.. these wont do. Im thinking more like "Sorry sweetheart, im not going to cum..shall we cuddle..give me a momement.......nooooo its not you... look..listen ...it's not your fault you have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle..its your hillbilly genetics..you may have things i dont like.. and yes your beard is one (and the one big arm...(did i mention the cave you call a minge??!!))..apart from that give me a kiss...ohh before you do here's a bag for you head with i poster of some-one i like on it....... |
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199, Hey ,Did You used to be a man ?
200. Well,Your daughter enjoys it.
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202, I'll just insert these batteries into my penis and it should work OK then
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203. Hey how come i`m wearing a condom now , plus i don`t remember coming yet ? .
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