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October 18th, 2017, 03:34 PM	#481
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Not talking about his waist either Philll added 77 to his username as that`s how many inches , his girth is ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 18th, 2017, 03:34 PM	#482
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Trailmaster recently underwent his fifth sex change operation - he would now like to be called The man formely known as she who was a he

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October 18th, 2017, 03:35 PM	#483
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey , why would I lie ? xyzde69 made sure to thank every post here before he posted on the thread himself, as he`s that community spirited __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 18th, 2017, 03:37 PM	#484
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Not that I`m envious or nuff`in ball7 decided to settle on that name as on average he deflowers seven busty babes a day __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 18th, 2017, 03:40 PM	#485
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hence his continued search for a partner that knows how to thank others Greenmoan believes opposites attract __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 18th, 2017, 03:45 PM	#486
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Honest Injun Waycha translates as "He who`s undercarriage heft causes hernia" in Aztec __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 18th, 2017, 03:46 PM	#487
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Just don't ask me how I know andw is such a prude he always leaves the room , whenever he undresses __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 18th, 2017, 08:38 PM	#488
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	MaxJoker came up with the idea of Dartmoor prison Trailmaster got lost in Skyrim __________________

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October 18th, 2017, 08:56 PM	#489
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Accordring to WImbo, Brecht once slept with a goat - But Hertz told me it wasn't a goat but Mal in one of his many disguises.

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October 18th, 2017, 09:17 PM

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Brecht likes to appear as if he is super-intelligent and quite articulate. That's because he is really an android from a machine planet in a distant part of our galaxy sent here to observe humanity.

Actually, I was sent to serve humanity.

trailmaster's favorite composer is Dr. Dre.

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