Did your mum let you look at porn privately? - Page 4

**Sharkhunter** · January 4th, 2012, 07:25 PM

To throw my own tuppence into the obviously crossed wires between Ash75 and milffan1, it's all about being liberal enough while at the same time ensuring that the overall picture is appropriate.

When I was young I had to literally bury my stash in the proverbial Chamber of Secrets - meaning that the time taken to take it out and put it back was far greater than the pleasure it often provided. I would have literally killed to have parents who believed that it was fine so long as it was appropriately kept out of plain sight in something like a bedroom drawer or wardrobe top shelf - and would have thought "on my own head be it" if I happened to leave anything lying around.

**billybunter** · January 4th, 2012, 07:38 PM

But you still managed sharky. The wee head controlling the big head

Remember when accessing your stash in the wee small hours, your mum and dad are in bed. All is quiet. You start to dig it out as quietly as you can. Every rustle or movement sounds like an earthquake to you

Then bingo! The stash is in your mucky teenage hands

The rest needs no description

but once you have crossed the finishing line, you can't be arsed putting it back. So you promise you will do it in the morning as you drift off with a satisfied grin on your face.

**Sharkhunter** · January 4th, 2012, 08:22 PM

lol, BB.

Nope, I was never one that did it at night under the duvet by torchlight. For a start you needed three hands to do it properly, and the sound of the bed rattling when the vinegar strokes were reached would have woken the dead.

Nah, I usually waited for those moments when my younger brother was out of the way both of the olds were out - and when I knew they'd be back - so I could make the most of the time. Half a dozen mags spread out on the floor all open at my favourite pages, cock nicely oiled up and hard.

I always timed it nicely, and everything was back in the Chamber before the basilisk got back!

**billybunter** · January 4th, 2012, 08:51 PM

What a pro wanker

trumpettiger · January 4th, 2012, 08:56 PM

This thread takes me back. Nothing was ever said but I remember going to my stash once to find it had been replaced with a Watchtower magazine with an article about the evils of porn!

**Sharkhunter** · January 4th, 2012, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by trumpettiger

This thread takes me back. Nothing was ever said but I remember going to my stash once to find it had been replaced with a Watchtower magazine with an article about the evils of porn!

Harsh, but bloody hilarious and well thought-out!

DrTedNelson · January 5th, 2012, 02:17 AM

Yeah, she new and didn't care.

Ted

terhaf · July 9th, 2012, 08:21 AM

my mom was very liberal about porn mags, she even caught me masturbating few times and she was very cool about that.

**billybunter** · July 9th, 2012, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by terhaf

my mom was very liberal about porn mags, she even caught me masturbating few times and she was very cool about that.

What did she say? "go on my son!" "beat that meat!"

ArseWorshiper · July 9th, 2012, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

What did she say? "go on my son!" "beat that meat!"

"that's not how you do it! come here let me show you!"

January 4th, 2012, 07:25 PM	#31
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	To throw my own tuppence into the obviously crossed wires between Ash75 and milffan1, it's all about being liberal enough while at the same time ensuring that the overall picture is appropriate. When I was young I had to literally bury my stash in the proverbial Chamber of Secrets - meaning that the time taken to take it out and put it back was far greater than the pleasure it often provided. I would have literally killed to have parents who believed that it was fine so long as it was appropriately kept out of plain sight in something like a bedroom drawer or wardrobe top shelf - and would have thought "on my own head be it" if I happened to leave anything lying around. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2012, 07:38 PM	#32
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	But you still managed sharky. The wee head controlling the big head Remember when accessing your stash in the wee small hours, your mum and dad are in bed. All is quiet. You start to dig it out as quietly as you can. Every rustle or movement sounds like an earthquake to you Then bingo! The stash is in your mucky teenage hands The rest needs no description but once you have crossed the finishing line, you can't be arsed putting it back. So you promise you will do it in the morning as you drift off with a satisfied grin on your face. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2012, 08:22 PM	#33
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	lol, BB. Nope, I was never one that did it at night under the duvet by torchlight. For a start you needed three hands to do it properly, and the sound of the bed rattling when the vinegar strokes were reached would have woken the dead. Nah, I usually waited for those moments when my younger brother was out of the way both of the olds were out - and when I knew they'd be back - so I could make the most of the time. Half a dozen mags spread out on the floor all open at my favourite pages, cock nicely oiled up and hard. I always timed it nicely, and everything was back in the Chamber before the basilisk got back! __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2012, 08:51 PM	#34
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	What a pro wanker __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2012, 08:56 PM	#35
trumpettiger Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 3 Thanks: 26 Thanked 38 Times in 3 Posts	This thread takes me back. Nothing was ever said but I remember going to my stash once to find it had been replaced with a Watchtower magazine with an article about the evils of porn!

January 5th, 2012, 02:17 AM	#37
DrTedNelson Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 53 Times in 5 Posts	Yeah, she new and didn't care. Ted

July 9th, 2012, 08:21 AM	#38
terhaf Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: bosnia Posts: 28 Thanks: 6,277 Thanked 466 Times in 27 Posts	my mom was very liberal about porn mags, she even caught me masturbating few times and she was very cool about that.