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Old April 1st, 2018, 08:33 PM   #12411
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3. Date Lorena Bobbitt
4. Sing in public
5. Question Jenny's decisions
6. Eat the rich
7. Plumbing and Electrical jobs
8. Fly into Outer Space
9. Say to my ex-girlfriend's father how an asshole he was
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Old April 1st, 2018, 08:51 PM   #12412
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Things you'd never have the balls to do-

1. skydiving
2. B.A.S.E. Jumping
3. Date Lorena Bobbitt
4. Sing in public
5. Question Jenny's decisions
6. Eat the rich
7. Plumbing and Electrical jobs
8. Fly into Outer Space
9. Say to my ex-girlfriend's father how an asshole he was
10. Eat Fugu
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Old April 1st, 2018, 08:53 PM   #12413
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1. skydiving
2. B.A.S.E. Jumping
3. Date Lorena Bobbitt
4. Sing in public
5. Question Jenny's decisions
6. Eat the rich
7. Plumbing and Electrical jobs
8. Fly into Outer Space
9. Say to my ex-girlfriend's father how an asshole he was
10. Eat Fugu
11. Cliff Diving
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Old April 1st, 2018, 09:40 PM   #12414
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1. skydiving
2. B.A.S.E. Jumping
3. Date Lorena Bobbitt
4. Sing in public
5. Question Jenny's decisions
6. Eat the rich
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Old April 1st, 2018, 10:59 PM   #12415
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1. skydiving
2. B.A.S.E. Jumping
3. Date Lorena Bobbitt
4. Sing in public
5. Question Jenny's decisions
6. Eat the rich
7. Plumbing and Electrical jobs
8. Fly into Outer Space
9. Say to my ex-girlfriend's father how an asshole he was
10. Eat Fugu
11. Cliff Diving
12. All of the above
13. Climb Everest

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1.The Girl from Ipanema - Stan Getz
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Old April 2nd, 2018, 01:42 AM   #12416
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3. What's Inside A Girl? - The Cramps
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Old April 2nd, 2018, 03:52 AM   #12418
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1. The Girl from Ipanema - Stan Getz
2. Jersey Girl - Tom Waits / Bruce Springsteen
3. What's Inside A Girl? - The Cramps
4. Girl You Know It's True - Milli Vanilli
5. Jessie's Girl -Rick Springfield https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs
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