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**anothercustom** · June 8th, 2017, 12:16 AM

'Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan"

**ball7** · June 9th, 2017, 04:46 PM

"Did you vote for May?"

"Maybe"

**gedly** · June 9th, 2017, 10:20 PM

I'm pretty sure they're putting Viagra in the water supply ..... because something is definitely up.

**ball7** · June 9th, 2017, 11:37 PM

What comes up must come down.

-Text seen on bottle containing Viagra pills

**ball7** · June 9th, 2017, 11:39 PM

She slowly took off her bra and panties.

Unfortanly, nobody bothered to look

**anothercustom** · June 10th, 2017, 12:59 AM

I've just bought some Viagra tea bags.

They won't improve my sex life but they will stop my biscuits from going soft.

**anothercustom** · June 10th, 2017, 01:04 AM

A female weightlifter visits her doctor.

"I've been taking steroids and I appear to have grown a penis."

"Anabolic?" asked the Doctor

"No, just a penis."

**otokonomidori** · June 10th, 2017, 10:26 AM

A funeral director spoke to the wife of a dead man and explained that the corpse has a massive hard on which is preventing him closing the coffin lid.

She tells him to chop off the member and stick it up the dead man's arse .

Later that day the wife was saying her last goodbyes when she noticed her husband had a tear running down his face to which she said "Yeah it fucking hurts doesn't it"!!

Aaron · June 10th, 2017, 12:29 PM

A new spaghetti restaurant is opening locally. Their sauces feature a large variety of hot and spicy peppers. They call it Al Dente`s Inferno.

**ball7** · June 10th, 2017, 07:59 PM

Most Trekkies has problem getting dates.
Mainly due to the Vulcan nerve pinch not working in reallife.

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June 8th, 2017, 12:16 AM	#12371
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,765 Times in 5,161 Posts	'Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?" "Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks Dad" "No problem Alan"

June 9th, 2017, 04:46 PM	#12372
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,983 Times in 15,730 Posts	"Did you vote for May?" "Maybe"

June 9th, 2017, 10:20 PM	#12373
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,309 Times in 3,171 Posts	I'm pretty sure they're putting Viagra in the water supply ..... because something is definitely up.

June 9th, 2017, 11:37 PM	#12374
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,983 Times in 15,730 Posts	What comes up must come down. -Text seen on bottle containing Viagra pills

June 9th, 2017, 11:39 PM	#12375
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,983 Times in 15,730 Posts	She slowly took off her bra and panties. Unfortanly, nobody bothered to look

June 10th, 2017, 12:59 AM	#12376
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,765 Times in 5,161 Posts	I've just bought some Viagra tea bags. They won't improve my sex life but they will stop my biscuits from going soft.

June 10th, 2017, 01:04 AM	#12377
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,765 Times in 5,161 Posts	A female weightlifter visits her doctor. "I've been taking steroids and I appear to have grown a penis." "Anabolic?" asked the Doctor "No, just a penis."

June 10th, 2017, 10:26 AM	#12378
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	A funeral director spoke to the wife of a dead man and explained that the corpse has a massive hard on which is preventing him closing the coffin lid. She tells him to chop off the member and stick it up the dead man's arse . Later that day the wife was saying her last goodbyes when she noticed her husband had a tear running down his face to which she said "Yeah it fucking hurts doesn't it"!!

June 10th, 2017, 12:29 PM	#12379
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	A new spaghetti restaurant is opening locally. Their sauces feature a large variety of hot and spicy peppers. They call it Al Dente`s Inferno.

June 10th, 2017, 07:59 PM	#12380
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,983 Times in 15,730 Posts	Most Trekkies has problem getting dates. Mainly due to the Vulcan nerve pinch not working in reallife.