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211. A small caliber bullet can blow you meters backwards, but a 250 kg bomb often can't
212. Japanese infantry officers are always killed in banzai charges, just before striking a valiant American with their sword 213. When this happens, the saved American is always cool as a block of ice, and says "thanks buddy" |
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214 - No matter how overcast the night sky is, there is always plenty of light in a forest to see by.
Unless, of course, there's a murderer/monster/prankster making it's way towards the intended victim. |
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215. Everyone's home is clean with a very spacious living room. Everyone has a huge modern kitchen with all the very latest appliances including a very well stocked massive fridge. Everyone has room for a super large Christmas tree which has been perfectly decorated.
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216. If you're a cowboy or a soldier in an old film (pre 1980s) and you get shot, you'll simply clutch your stomach, grimace and then fall over and the bullet will never exit out of the back.
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217: In the aftermath of any gun or sword fight, the villain must smirk triumphantly at the hero for several seconds before realising that in actual fact it is himself that has been shot or cut in half. Only then can he fall down dead. I think it is a variation of the same principle that states gravity has no effect until you look down.
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218. Whenever there’s a violent natural cataclysm like a super storm or asteroid, it always devastates some landmark like the Empire State building, the Colosseum or Big Ben, rather than an ordinary cluster of Starbucks and K-marts in the suburbs, or out in the middle of nowhere like Tunguska.
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220. A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.
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221.American heros in bars never drink pints..only bottled beer and shots
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222. In the movies you can buy special L-shaped sheets so your lady friend is never revealed topless in bed.
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223. "If you wanna shoot, shoot, don't talk" -Tuco. If you talk, the other guy will either kill you or escape.
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