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September 12th, 2011, 07:41 PM | #2121 |
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The Teacher asks Little Johnny Why He was late,Johnny says
My Dad got burned today Badly? They don't f*ck about at that Crematorium.....
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September 12th, 2011, 07:41 PM | #2122 |
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Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Our estate is so rough we don't even have Jehovah's Witnesses.
We've got Jehovah's Bystanders because they witness fckk all.
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September 12th, 2011, 07:43 PM | #2123 |
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More Chubby:
I asked The landlady, If I could look round,She said You look pretty round to Me....
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September 12th, 2011, 07:57 PM | #2124 |
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What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse |
September 12th, 2011, 08:01 PM | #2125 |
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Messi went on a date with a girl
When they arrived at her home, the girl had to get ready for sex. So she went to the bathroom ... When the girl came back, she was shocked to see two naked men, next to Messi. And she asked hysterically WHO THE FCKK IS THAT? Messi gets ashamed and says "Sorry but i cant perform without Xavi and Iniesta!"
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September 12th, 2011, 08:33 PM | #2126 |
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A guy at work had a right go at me for spelling the word "Armageddon" wrong this morning.
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September 12th, 2011, 08:39 PM | #2127 |
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Reminds Me Of when I learned to spell "Apocalypse",That was a revelation.....
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September 12th, 2011, 09:38 PM | #2128 |
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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl. I thought to myself please dont get an erection, please dont get an erection.
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September 12th, 2011, 10:34 PM | #2129 |
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Went to my first wife swapping party last night, really worked out well too, I got a 20 piece socket set for her.
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September 12th, 2011, 10:50 PM | #2130 |
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My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.
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