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June 21st, 2016, 04:05 PM | #11121 |
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June 21st, 2016, 04:12 PM | #11122 |
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Suck Seed .... must be new lawn sowed on the opposite nature strip
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June 21st, 2016, 05:08 PM | #11123 |
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A penis is like a vacuum cleaner,First it's hand held then it's an upright..
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June 21st, 2016, 05:22 PM | #11124 | |
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My vacuum cleaner doesn't need Viagra. (I myself have 2 Viagra pills left, stored in a bottle labeled 'Lifetime Supply'. Why, you ask? Because I'm married: I'll never have any occasion for them.)
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June 21st, 2016, 06:50 PM | #11125 |
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You've gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
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June 21st, 2016, 06:51 PM | #11126 |
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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June 21st, 2016, 07:26 PM | #11127 |
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Say what You like about midget prostitutes,They really jump to it..
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June 21st, 2016, 07:45 PM | #11128 |
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
*The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, about 2 hours.' The guy left. *A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half'. The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.' A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go when he leaves?' Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Your house.” |
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June 21st, 2016, 08:25 PM | #11129 |
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A man goes into a chip shop and says, "A portion of chips and a steak & kiddley pie please"
shopkeeper replies, "you mean a steak & kidney pie?""I said that diddle I" |
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June 21st, 2016, 09:28 PM | #11130 |
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This joke sounds familiar. It is almost exactly like the joke Commander Data made to Engineer Geordi LaForge in the Star Trek TNG episode "Code of Honor"
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