Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 173

MaxJoker · May 17th, 2019, 06:16 PM

What`s funnier than having a drugged twelve year old in your bed ? ,

Suffocating her when she starts to wake up .

**jomama** · May 17th, 2019, 09:15 PM

What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

-- Going back in to ask for a coat hanger.

**seldomseen** · May 17th, 2019, 09:16 PM

Whats black blue and does not like sex much?

Rape Victim!!!!!!!!

MaxJoker · May 18th, 2019, 02:11 PM

Muslim woman stopped me in the street today asking if could show her the fastest way to get to our local hospital ,

So pushed her under a bus .

MaxJoker · May 20th, 2019, 07:21 PM

As long as I live ,

I`ll never forget my grandfathers last words ,

"Stop shaking the ladder you fucking cunt" .

MaxJoker · May 21st, 2019, 01:33 PM

Turns out "Not enough" wasn't the correct answer to my GCSE Geography question:

"How many Ethiopians die of AIDS each year ?".

Estreeter · May 21st, 2019, 03:03 PM

Wasn't sure to put this here or corny jokes, either way

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

MaxJoker · May 21st, 2019, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Wasn't sure to put this here or corny jokes, either way

Let`s just say that one might see you sent to Heaven instead Mate

Though you`ll have to stop over and stay at Trails first for a month

Estreeter · May 21st, 2019, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Let`s just say that one might see you sent to Heaven instead Mate

I know of one that will send me to hell

or worse ..... get banned

or worse that that, denied food

Check the gift thread

**jomama** · May 22nd, 2019, 10:37 PM

What did Hellen Keller say about the cheese grater?

It was the most violent book she ever read.

May 17th, 2019, 06:16 PM	#1721
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly , anybody would think I`m determined to go to Hell or something ? What`s funnier than having a drugged twelve year old in your bed ? , Suffocating her when she starts to wake up . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 17th, 2019, 09:15 PM	#1722
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,310 Times in 29,872 Posts	What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? -- Going back in to ask for a coat hanger. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

May 17th, 2019, 09:16 PM	#1723
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,036 Times in 38,112 Posts	Whats black blue and does not like sex much? Rape Victim!!!!!!!! __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

May 18th, 2019, 02:11 PM	#1724
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	Muslim woman stopped me in the street today asking if could show her the fastest way to get to our local hospital , So pushed her under a bus . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 20th, 2019, 07:21 PM	#1725
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	As long as I live , I`ll never forget my grandfathers last words , "Stop shaking the ladder you fucking cunt" . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 21st, 2019, 01:33 PM	#1726
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	Turns out "Not enough" wasn't the correct answer to my GCSE Geography question: "How many Ethiopians die of AIDS each year ?". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 21st, 2019, 03:03 PM	#1727
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,031 Times in 60,347 Posts	Wasn't sure to put this here or corny jokes, either way Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 22nd, 2019, 10:37 PM	#1730
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,310 Times in 29,872 Posts	What did Hellen Keller say about the cheese grater? It was the most violent book she ever read. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper