Memorable VEF lines

**deepsepia** · July 30th, 2012, 02:58 AM

Seems to me that there should be a thread to pay tribute to great lines from the thousands of posts here.

My first nomination: monkeySEE37 for the wonderful

"This woman looks like a Foghat song."

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...at#post1902568

**Immy** · July 30th, 2012, 05:50 AM

Whenever I need a chuckle I head on over to the What Band or Singer Do You Detest Most? thread. Some choice comments thrown around. One of my favorites, from kingkoenig:

Sting: what an overrated, pretentious, self-righteous, hypocritical jerkoff. He makes elevator music for soccer moms on valiums.

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...d.php?p=321097

**deepsepia** · July 30th, 2012, 07:26 PM

Scoundrel:

"What will happen to my sprouts and cauliflowers and my cucumbers (such as they are) ,already planted out, is now in the lap of the Gods"

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=139

the thing about being a God . . . so many tough decisions

July 30th, 2012, 07:34 PM

This is my all time favourite, sadly its been removed from the Forum

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Originally Posted by Forrest

Found on VEF...

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Originally Posted by grobax

What is VEF ?

**palo5** · July 30th, 2012, 07:39 PM

We need a 'stalker' to read MaxJoker's posts. Sometimes he's so funny, I nearly have pee running down my leg

Estreeter · August 5th, 2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

I nearly have pee running down my leg

That's memorable enough

slimOl55 · August 5th, 2012, 06:01 PM

this is my fave from Tabler concerning the taste of pussy:

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe!
I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue.

LOL

slimol55

**palo5** · August 5th, 2012, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by slimOl55

this is my fave from Tabler concerning the taste of pussy:

Quote:

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises

How does Comrade Tabler keep a cat that is big enough to growl

And how big is his kitchen cupboard?

**Brecht** · August 5th, 2012, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by slimOl55

this is my fave from Tabler concerning the taste of pussy:

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe!
I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue.

LOL

slimol55

That's fine as long as he doesn't lick rabbits. Concerning her fur sticking to his tongue, I got reminded of this Eddie Murphy joke:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Excuse me, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" and the rabbit replies "No". So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

**deepsepia** · August 7th, 2012, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

We need a 'stalker' to read MaxJoker's posts. Sometimes he's so funny, I nearly have pee running down my leg

When Martin Amis starts reviewing zombie films . . . he'll sound like our friend MaxJoker.

As the Times Literary Supplement remarked "MaxJoker brings a world weary anomie to the zombie film review"

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Currently watching Day of the dead on itv4 , by the look of it the things not a re-make in the style of the updated Dawn of the dead but rather a low budget piss take with no style whatsoever . About 16 minutes in right now and i already understand how this one must have passed under my radar .Because if there`s anything i like it`s a good zombie film ,hell even an average one will do at a pinch. But this already comes across as a total waste of time , haven`t seen a zombie yet but some girl was grabbed and killed by one in the woods . Mind you i`m only guessing as they didn`t actually show anything , suppose the director figures he`s ranking up the tension that way ?.

Adverts have been and gone so we`re back , cue some pointless images of a sunset . So far the main leads have been identified , it`s a boy and girl soldier combo . Haven`t been bothered to retain the chicks name but the boys called Bud , which might be a homage or a sly nod to the original Day of the Dead but then am i meant to expend the energy to care ?.

July 30th, 2012, 02:58 AM	#1
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,212 Thanks: 48,024 Thanked 83,522 Times in 7,206 Posts	Memorable VEF lines Seems to me that there should be a thread to pay tribute to great lines from the thousands of posts here. My first nomination: monkeySEE37 for the wonderful "This woman looks like a Foghat song." http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...at#post1902568

August 5th, 2012, 06:01 PM	#7
slimOl55 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 845 Thanks: 24,281 Thanked 4,956 Times in 774 Posts	Laughed so hard I nearly choked this is my fave from Tabler concerning the taste of pussy: Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe! I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue. LOL slimol55

July 30th, 2012, 05:50 AM	#2
Immy Maestro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,505 Thanks: 26,116 Thanked 83,698 Times in 4,342 Posts	Whenever I need a chuckle I head on over to the What Band or Singer Do You Detest Most? thread. Some choice comments thrown around. One of my favorites, from kingkoenig: Sting: what an overrated, pretentious, self-righteous, hypocritical jerkoff. He makes elevator music for soccer moms on valiums. http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...d.php?p=321097

July 30th, 2012, 07:26 PM	#3
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,212 Thanks: 48,024 Thanked 83,522 Times in 7,206 Posts	Scoundrel: "What will happen to my sprouts and cauliflowers and my cucumbers (such as they are) ,already planted out, is now in the lap of the Gods" http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=139 the thing about being a God . . . so many tough decisions

July 30th, 2012, 07:39 PM	#5
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	We need a 'stalker' to read MaxJoker's posts. Sometimes he's so funny, I nearly have pee running down my leg