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March 7th, 2019, 06:52 PM
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I can't take anymore. Just won't clear out of my head. Anyone got a shooter?
Embrace - One Big Family Get ready for the judge in me It's coming over, get on your feet All my goodness is all I got for you Have I shown you lately what my clan can do? I own your arse now by rights, yeah We got family, we got family So when I call you up get y'all in We got family, we got family So when I call you up get y'all in Get ready for the judge in me He's coming over, get on your feet All my goodness is all I got for you Have I shown you lately what my clan can do? I own your arse now by rights, yeah We got family, we got family So when I call you up get y'all in We got family, we got family So when I call you up get y'all in We got family, we got family So when I call you up get y'all in
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March 13th, 2019, 04:57 PM
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Exactly , like it isn't bad enough I`m fighting a court case accusing me (Hey I bought him a drugged Pudding Pop first) of raping Bill Cosby
I've still this shite vigorously tossing (No relational
 ) around my noggin  The Osmonds (Sorry for swearing  ) There's a message floatin' in the air. Crazy horses ridin' everywhere. It's a warning, it's in every tongue. Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run. What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah. Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I. Crazy horses Crazy horses Crazy horses Never stop and they never die. They just keep on puffin' how they multiply. Crazy horses, will they never halt? If they keep on movin' then it's all our fault. What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah. Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I. Crazy horses Crazy horses Crazy horses So take a good look around, See what they've done, what they've done, They've done, They've done, They've done, They've done. Crazy horses. Crazy horses. Crazy horses. Crazy horses. Crazy horses.
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March 18th, 2019, 03:30 PM
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Isn't the original either . Nope it`s that Doctor And The Medics muzak version. Indeed Clive Jackson "Sings" . Clive Jackson , the only gimp on earth unable to pronounce the word SKY properly !
Spirit in the sky
When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place that's the best When I lay me down to die Goin' up to the spirit in the sky Goin' up to the spirit in the sky That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest Gonna go to the place that's the best Prepare yourself you know it's a must Gotta have a friend in Jesus So you know that when you die He's gonna recommend you To the spirit in the sky Gonna recommend you To the spirit in the sky That's where you're gonna go when you die When you die and they lay you to rest You're gonna go to the place that's the best Never been a sinner I never sinned I got a friend in Jesus So you know that when I die He's gonna set me up with The spirit in the sky Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky That's where I'm gonna go when I die When I die and they lay me to rest I'm gonna go to the place that's the best Go to the place that's the best Etc Etc Like anyone gives a shite !
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March 20th, 2019, 12:34 AM
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Taylor Swift Lyrics
"Shake It Off" I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on too many dates [chuckle] But I can't make them stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music In my mind Saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I never miss a beat I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own) I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop grooving It's like I got this music In my mind Saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Hey, hey, hey Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, You could've been getting down to this sick beat. My ex-man brought his new girlfriend She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna shake. And to the fella over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake Yeah ohhh 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate) I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break (mmmm) And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake (and fake, and fake, and fake) Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (you've got to), I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
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March 20th, 2019, 04:57 PM
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Iggy Azalea
Fancy Listen to this jam, show 'em what you got Inbox, fresh First things first, I'm the realest (realest) Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let 'em feel it) And I'm still in the murder business I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right) You should want a bad bitch like this (ha) Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah) Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist) Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never) Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what) Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spillin', you should taste that I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From L.A. to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold Remember my name, 'bout to blow I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is And my flow retarded, they speak it, depart it Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind So get my money on time, if they not money, decline I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that? Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that I be that I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From L.A. to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold Remember my name, 'bout to blow Trash the hotel Let's get drunk on the mini bar Make the phone call Feels so good getting what I want, yeah Keep on turning it up Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck Film star, yeah I’m deluxe Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch, ow Still stunting, how you love that Got the whole world asking how I does that Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that Look at that I bet you wishing you could clutch that Just the way you like it, huh? You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh? (say what what?) Never turn down money Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From L.A. to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold Remember my name, 'bout to blow Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y (Blow) Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y (Blow)
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March 21st, 2019, 09:20 PM
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Somebody's Watching Me
Rockwell Who's watching? Tell me who's watching Who's watching me? I'm just an average man, with an average life I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price All I want is to be left alone in my average home But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, and I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me is it just a dream? When I come home at night I bolt the door real tight People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid Well, can the people on TV see me Or am I just paranoid? When I'm in the shower I'm afraid to wash my hair 'Cause I might open my eyes And find someone standing there People say I'm crazy Just a little touched But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much That's why I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me Who's playing tricks on me? Who's watching me? I don't know anymore Are the neighbors watching? Who's watching? Well, it's the mailman watching me (Tell me who's watching me) And I don't feel safe anymore Oh, what a mess I wonder who's watching me now (Who?) the IRS? I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me it is just a dream
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March 24th, 2019, 07:28 AM
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March 24th, 2019, 06:30 PM
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Thank you for all the supportive PM`s Fellow Forum Fellas. You`re right. Why hasn't Bobby Booby been butchered to death with a blunt boning knife already ?!?
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Some might lunatic-ally say  Yet enough about that and onto what is currently torturing me  Every Little Step Good lovin' Ow, yeah I can't sleep at night, I toss and turn Listenin' for the telephone But when I get your call I'm all choked up Can't believe you called my home And as a matter of fact, it blows my mind You would even talk to me Because a girl like you is a dream come true A real life fantasy No matter what your friends try to tell ya We were made to fall in love And we will be together, any kind of weather It's like that, it's like that Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together I can't think too straight, I'm all confused You must've put a thing on me Because there aren't no words that can explain I'm livin' in ecstasy And you can best believe, I got ya back You never have to feel no pain 'Cause I'd dedicate my life to you You'll never look for love again No matter what your friends try to tell ya We were made to fall in love And we will be together, any kind of weather It's like that, it's like that Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little, woo! Every little step I. (every little step) Every little, every little step I take Every little. Every little step I (every little step) Every little, we'll be together girl Good lovin' Good lovin' No matter what your friends try to tell ya We were made to fall in love And we will be together, any kind of weather It's like that, it's like that (Girl!) Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I take You will be there Every little step I make We'll be together Every little step I (every little step) Every little Every little step I take Every little Every little step I take (every little step) Every little (we'll be together girl) Every little step I take (Good lovin') Oh the song "N" vocally queer-sounding- manity 
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March 26th, 2019, 02:30 PM
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Little Big ~ Unfortunately have to sign into evil YouTube to see the funny video , sorry
Big Dick
My dick is big, my dick is very big My dick is big, it's big, my dick is very big I saw his dick, it's big, it's very very big I licked his dick, it's big, it's very very big My dick's so big, it needs its own My dick's so big, it lives next door My dick's so big that all I want Is fuck the world My dick's so big, it touches the sky I check it as luggage when I fly My dick's so big, it's behind you It follows you My dick is big, it's big My dick is big, it's big His dick is big, it's big I licked his dick My dick is big, my dick is very big My dick is big, it's big, my dick is very big I saw his dick, it's big, it's very very big I licked his dick, it's big, it's very very big My dick's so big, so really big Black holes move towards my huge dick My dick's so big, it can't be bend It will be our president My dick's so big that any place It can distort the time and space My dick's so big, it's behind you It follows you My dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick His dick, dick, dick, dick, very very big My dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick His dick, dick, dick, dick, very very big
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March 26th, 2019, 07:48 PM
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James - Extraordinary Times
Fuck you I wanna fuck you Until we break through Into other dimensions Where we're all one Before the Big Bang Blew We can hold it all, hold it all together In this never-ending game of hide and seek Oh, we're reaching out for ecstasy forever While the bodies pile up, face-down on the beach It's true what the mermaids sing It's love makes us blind Don't ever forget we're living in Extraordinary times Love you Most of me loves you Some of me hates you Like I hate myself When I don't live to Some aspiration That never flew We can hold it all, hold it all together In this never-ending game of hide and seek Oh, we're reaching out for ecstasy forever While the bodies pile up, face-down on the beach You hang by a spider's thread Swinging so high Don't ever forget we're living through Extraordinary times How to ignore this Live in the moment How to ignore this Live in the moment How to ignore this Live in the mo-
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