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Old March 28th, 2017, 09:57 PM   #671
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Never have I ever been satisfied by a Snickers.
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Old March 28th, 2017, 10:00 PM   #672
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Never have I eaten anything but ice cream from Tastee Freez and Dairy Cream

Never have I ever made a homemade pizza

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Worn a hat with a propeller on it.

Eaten escargot

Satiated the burning darkness growing deep within my soul.
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Never have I ever locked my keys in my car

Never have I ever used a fake I.D.

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Disliked Theresa May ,

Failed to repay ,

Been eventually forcibly escorted from an all you can eat buffet ,
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worn the colour magenta.

tossed a caber.

fought a ninja.
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Never have I ever called in sick to work in order to go to the beach

Never have I ever cried over a bad haircut

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Never have I ever gotten into a traffic accident because I was using my cellphone and got distracted

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Won more than $100.00 on a lottery.

Been to the bottom of the marianas trench.

Met Tom Bombadil.
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Never have I ever said a baby was cute when it was really ugly
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