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Old January 7th, 2017, 04:56 PM   #2861
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Old January 7th, 2017, 05:05 PM   #2862
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Old January 7th, 2017, 09:45 PM   #2863
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I can clearly see this guy's nuts!
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Why won't they let me in to see the Trump inauguration?

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Look ma, it's Dick Cheney!
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The judge asked "First offender?" The girl replied "No, first a Gibson,
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I can clearly see this guy's nuts!
The March of Dimes Walk-a-thon Fund-raiser participants and bystanders were horrified when this pathetic putz showed up, who mistakenly believed he was attending and marching in the VEF Porn-a-thon parade!
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