X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 50

alg11297 · June 20th, 2018, 10:04 PM

If a woman comes into any place for a massage, the girl massaging her will oil her up and then put her fingers in all her holes. The one getting the massage will never say anything or ask her to stop, and then they do each other. This always happens.

**CARLTON BROWN** · June 20th, 2018, 11:42 PM

567. The majority of American teenage males have step-mothers who look rather like A.J Applegate and their actual mothers look like Cheri Deville. Sisters look like Ella Hughes and grannies look like Brandi Love. All these women are obviously hypersexual and that's why sex in the family is now so popular - apparently!

Kbsfx · June 21st, 2018, 12:15 AM

How do women keep that lipstick so shiny and fresh with all that cock they suck and pussy that they eat? Max really did Fact Her..!

**HugoHackenbush** · June 26th, 2018, 02:54 PM

568. If a police officer encounters two women having passionate lesbian sex in an open convertible parked by the side of the road, he will not arrest them for lewd and lascivious public conduct. He will instead join them in a 3 way.

**bawjaws** · June 27th, 2018, 09:06 PM

569 Pornstars..remember that if you cover yourself in tattoos, it will make you look more sexy, classy or virile, and not at all hideous, stupid or ridiculous*

*this may be round the wrong way

**HugoHackenbush** · June 27th, 2018, 10:53 PM

570. Middle aged women would rather give the teenage grocery delivery boy a good shagging than simply handing him a few dollars for a tip.

571. Grocery employing said teenage grocery delivery boy will not notice that he has been gone for a good half an hour.

**CARLTON BROWN** · October 2nd, 2018, 11:51 PM

572. Older sexually active women are now obliged to have massive surgically altered lips that give them the look of a fish. This helps them clamp onto a slippery dickhead.

573. Younger women often have their pussies surgically altered to a nice tidy slit and do not have any signs of bodily hair.

573. Women who really like sex never have periods and are always ready for a powerful seeing-to.

574. Many German women now like to use suction units to enlarge their pussy mound to a huge size prior to fucking. This seems to make them moan (in German) very loudly when penetration starts. Their boyfriend will also have used a tubular pump on his cock, which becomes half the size of his arm.

**HugoHackenbush** · October 4th, 2018, 03:37 PM

575. Whenever you are doing something that requires the majority of your attention, say piloting a boat through a crowded harbor, or driving a car at a high rate of speed along the freeway, this is truly the optimal time to get a blowjob.

duanedoberman · October 9th, 2018, 08:57 PM

576. In porn, as in modern life, so many women are now wearing false eyelashes that whenever you enter a room full of women, its like surprising a group of startled Lama's.

fishfood · October 11th, 2018, 09:58 PM

577. All women now have gigantic round asses. And they are totally not completely fake.

June 20th, 2018, 11:42 PM	#492
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,607 Times in 3,210 Posts	567. The majority of American teenage males have step-mothers who look rather like A.J Applegate and their actual mothers look like Cheri Deville. Sisters look like Ella Hughes and grannies look like Brandi Love. All these women are obviously hypersexual and that's why sex in the family is now so popular - apparently! Last edited by CARLTON BROWN; June 21st, 2018 at 03:39 PM..

June 26th, 2018, 02:54 PM	#494
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,329 Times in 14,159 Posts	568. If a police officer encounters two women having passionate lesbian sex in an open convertible parked by the side of the road, he will not arrest them for lewd and lascivious public conduct. He will instead join them in a 3 way. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; June 26th, 2018 at 06:54 PM..

June 27th, 2018, 10:53 PM	#496
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,329 Times in 14,159 Posts	570. Middle aged women would rather give the teenage grocery delivery boy a good shagging than simply handing him a few dollars for a tip. 571. Grocery employing said teenage grocery delivery boy will not notice that he has been gone for a good half an hour. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

October 4th, 2018, 03:37 PM	#498
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,329 Times in 14,159 Posts	575. Whenever you are doing something that requires the majority of your attention, say piloting a boat through a crowded harbor, or driving a car at a high rate of speed along the freeway, this is truly the optimal time to get a blowjob. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

October 9th, 2018, 08:57 PM	#499
duanedoberman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 256 Thanks: 2,245 Thanked 5,624 Times in 243 Posts	576. In porn, as in modern life, so many women are now wearing false eyelashes that whenever you enter a room full of women, its like surprising a group of startled Lama's. __________________ My avatar is the lovely Sara an amatuer model from Ipswich UK, sadly now retired, Last edited by duanedoberman; October 9th, 2018 at 09:28 PM..

June 20th, 2018, 10:04 PM	#491
alg11297 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Thanks: 28,492 Thanked 152 Times in 21 Posts	If a woman comes into any place for a massage, the girl massaging her will oil her up and then put her fingers in all her holes. The one getting the massage will never say anything or ask her to stop, and then they do each other. This always happens.

June 21st, 2018, 12:15 AM	#493
Kbsfx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Above ground Posts: 179 Thanks: 2,192 Thanked 2,577 Times in 134 Posts	How do women keep that lipstick so shiny and fresh with all that cock they suck and pussy that they eat? Max really did Fact Her..!

June 27th, 2018, 09:06 PM	#495
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	569 Pornstars..remember that if you cover yourself in tattoos, it will make you look more sexy, classy or virile, and not at all hideous, stupid or ridiculous* *this may be round the wrong way

October 2nd, 2018, 11:51 PM	#497
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,607 Times in 3,210 Posts	572. Older sexually active women are now obliged to have massive surgically altered lips that give them the look of a fish. This helps them clamp onto a slippery dickhead. 573. Younger women often have their pussies surgically altered to a nice tidy slit and do not have any signs of bodily hair. 573. Women who really like sex never have periods and are always ready for a powerful seeing-to. 574. Many German women now like to use suction units to enlarge their pussy mound to a huge size prior to fucking. This seems to make them moan (in German) very loudly when penetration starts. Their boyfriend will also have used a tubular pump on his cock, which becomes half the size of his arm.

October 11th, 2018, 09:58 PM	#500
fishfood Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 47 Thanks: 184 Thanked 256 Times in 44 Posts	577. All women now have gigantic round asses. And they are totally not completely fake.

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