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June 20th, 2018, 10:04 PM | #491 |
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If a woman comes into any place for a massage, the girl massaging her will oil her up and then put her fingers in all her holes. The one getting the massage will never say anything or ask her to stop, and then they do each other. This always happens.
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June 20th, 2018, 11:42 PM | #492 |
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567. The majority of American teenage males have step-mothers who look rather like A.J Applegate and their actual mothers look like Cheri Deville. Sisters look like Ella Hughes and grannies look like Brandi Love. All these women are obviously hypersexual and that's why sex in the family is now so popular - apparently!
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June 21st, 2018, 12:15 AM | #493 |
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How do women keep that lipstick so shiny and fresh with all that cock they suck and pussy that they eat? Max really did Fact Her..!
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June 26th, 2018, 02:54 PM | #494 |
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568. If a police officer encounters two women having passionate lesbian sex in an open convertible parked by the side of the road, he will not arrest them for lewd and lascivious public conduct. He will instead join them in a 3 way.
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June 27th, 2018, 09:06 PM | #495 |
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569 Pornstars..remember that if you cover yourself in tattoos, it will make you look more sexy, classy or virile, and not at all hideous, stupid or ridiculous*
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June 27th, 2018, 10:53 PM | #496 |
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570. Middle aged women would rather give the teenage grocery delivery boy a good shagging than simply handing him a few dollars for a tip.
571. Grocery employing said teenage grocery delivery boy will not notice that he has been gone for a good half an hour.
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October 2nd, 2018, 11:51 PM | #497 |
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572. Older sexually active women are now obliged to have massive surgically altered lips that give them the look of a fish. This helps them clamp onto a slippery dickhead.
573. Younger women often have their pussies surgically altered to a nice tidy slit and do not have any signs of bodily hair. 573. Women who really like sex never have periods and are always ready for a powerful seeing-to. 574. Many German women now like to use suction units to enlarge their pussy mound to a huge size prior to fucking. This seems to make them moan (in German) very loudly when penetration starts. Their boyfriend will also have used a tubular pump on his cock, which becomes half the size of his arm. |
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October 4th, 2018, 03:37 PM | #498 |
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575. Whenever you are doing something that requires the majority of your attention, say piloting a boat through a crowded harbor, or driving a car at a high rate of speed along the freeway, this is truly the optimal time to get a blowjob.
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October 9th, 2018, 08:57 PM | #499 |
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576. In porn, as in modern life, so many women are now wearing false eyelashes that whenever you enter a room full of women, its like surprising a group of startled Lama's.
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October 11th, 2018, 09:58 PM | #500 |
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577. All women now have gigantic round asses. And they are totally not completely fake.
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