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May 2nd, 2018, 11:18 AM | #2681 |
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May 2nd, 2018, 12:06 PM | #2682 |
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Still failed his class, so he threw me in the trashcan.
Estreeter had a chance to meet his biggest idol, Bruce Springsteen. He told Bruce how much he hates unions and got himself banned from all Springsteen concerts for life. |
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May 2nd, 2018, 02:23 PM | #2683 |
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putin5 he has more perfect hair than the 80's glamour heavy metal bands Oh, and he is not gay
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May 2nd, 2018, 03:33 PM | #2684 |
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Estreeter is bald, but has a beard like Fidel & the Ayatollah!
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May 2nd, 2018, 03:45 PM | #2685 |
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palo5 is very religious but follows his own 10 Commandments
1, Thou shall screw the poor 2, Thou shall be anti communist 3, Thou shall work on Wall Street 4, Thou shall not share anything 5, Thou shall not loan money without an interest rate 6, Thou shall make bonuses for modding 7, Thou shall not give to charities 8, Thou shall destroy workers rights and morale 9, Thou shall waste everything 10, Thou shall watch gay porn, daily
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May 3rd, 2018, 06:12 PM | #2686 |
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What Santeefats told me the first time we met: "Yo boy, clean the balls and work the shaft "
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May 3rd, 2018, 06:14 PM | #2687 |
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Before Trump Stormy Daniels was in a relationship with Mr.Hertz
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May 3rd, 2018, 06:18 PM | #2688 |
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But She paid Him...
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May 3rd, 2018, 06:57 PM | #2689 |
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Mal Hombre recently banned himself
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May 3rd, 2018, 08:27 PM | #2690 |
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SanteeFats' belly is so big, the last time he could see his own penis was 20 years ago.
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