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December 4th, 2018, 01:17 AM	#2761
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	You dumb dyslexic bitch; anal sex does not mean once a year.

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December 7th, 2018, 08:47 AM	#2762
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	If you opened your purse as eldom as you open your legs we would own another house by now

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December 9th, 2018, 10:47 AM	#2763
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	5001 Sorry, I think you misunderstand, when I said I want to fuck your ass I meant as in your donkey, at least it might fight back. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 9th, 2018, 11:59 AM	#2764
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	5002 Can we do it with your legs closed? That way I might be able to touch the sides.

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December 13th, 2018, 11:59 AM	#2765
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	We should see other people, and fuck them.

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December 13th, 2018, 12:07 PM	#2766
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	Hold on; I can't find my earplugs and blindfold.

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December 13th, 2018, 08:19 PM	#2767
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,848 Times in 3,538 Posts	5005 5005 "Damn you got a big pussy... Damn you got a big pussy..." "Why did I say it twice? Why did I say it twice?" "I didn't.. I didn't.." - <old joke.. but then.. I'm an OLD BLOKE.. > __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 14th, 2018, 01:14 AM	#2768
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	Put the light on and hold this porno mag.

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December 14th, 2018, 12:47 PM	#2769
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	Perhaps three visits to the sperm bank today was too much

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December 16th, 2018, 10:06 PM	#2770
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,546 Times in 7,441 Posts	Lend me your glasses; I can't read my paper

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