The corrupt a wish game - Page 370

**Sir Honkers** · December 10th, 2018, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Wish granted, but while running joyfully towards Ginger and MaryAnn on the beach you trip and fall just right onto a sharp piece of coral. It pierces your jugular and the last thing you see is a dimming vision of Ginger with her mouth in an "O" of dismay as the blood spurts out of your neck and showers across your eyes.

Cnut!

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish to know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

Granted. The mob show where...right before they bury you beside him. And...because the Godfather can't refuse my wish on the day of his daughter's wedding...while you're still alive.

**@llatse@** · December 10th, 2018, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. The mob show where...right before they bury you beside him. And...because the Godfather can't refuse my wish on the day of his daughter's wedding...while you're still alive.

Because no real wish here.....genies demand we dig you up hit you with the shovel and re-bury you in a hilarious compromising position with the corpse of JH......one for future historians to ponder over.

I wish I could swap my man boobs for a nice pair of lady boobs that I could enjoy looking at and playing with.....instead of my usual self-loathing

**bowlinggreen** · December 15th, 2018, 11:44 PM

Wish granted. You get two breasts that require a size N cup, and they are always lactating.

It isn't long before all your mates are calling you milk jugs.

The end comes when a woman asks you to nurse her baby and so much milk squirts out of your tits the baby drowns in it. You are arrested for causing the death of a child through malicious neglect.

At least your cellmate in prison, a very large man with a very large member, appreciates your mammaries and the comforts they provide.

I wish to steal Santa's sleigh and whip those reindeer up to top speed, see how high and fast that baby can really go.

**Sir Honkers** · December 16th, 2018, 08:31 PM

Granted. Sadly you take that knowledge to your grave as some malicious soul hid a sharp piece of coral among the cushions on the seat. It perforates your bowel and you die a painful lingering death from peritonitis.
I wish for Santa to bring all the nasty wish-corrupters on this thread two bags of coal and an onion for Christmas. Except for me as he knows in my case it's all just good-natured fun.

**@llatse@** · December 24th, 2018, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish for Santa to bring all the nasty wish-corrupters on this thread two bags of coal and an onion for Christmas. Except for me as he knows in my case it's all just good-natured fun.

We all got the Bad Santa to deliver the coal and onions......he allowed us to throw the coal at you and stuff the onions in you a la the Christmas Turkey.

I wish I could spend this Christmas with a big breasted friendly bird......and I don't mean the turkey.

**Sir Honkers** · December 24th, 2018, 08:53 AM

Granted. And he brings Elmo and Bert and Ernie with him.

For Christmas, I wish for one of those time-stop gadgets they have in Japanese porn.

**@llatse@** · December 25th, 2018, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

For Christmas, I wish for one of those time-stop gadgets they have in Japanese porn.

You got it but unfortunately it only stops time for you everyone else carries on pretty much normally. Of course as you're stopped statue like you can't re-set the device so like every other statue you become a birds toilet and target for knuckle dragging gaffiti-ists.

I wish right on the stroke of midnight New Years Eve.........milf model Ronni from Hawaii would sit on my face doing a rendition of Auld Lang Syne

**bowlinggreen** · December 25th, 2018, 11:13 PM

Wish granted, but she's been drinking a ton and hasn't visited the loo for 8 hours.

When the high pressure stream of alcohol laced urine hits your lungs you squirm in shock, but she doesn't notice, and by the time she is done singing and topples off of your face you have ignominiously drowned in a quart of MILF piss.

No one will give you mouth to mouth.

I wish to own 6 square miles of beautiful blufflands along the Mississippi river.

**@llatse@** · December 26th, 2018, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish to own 6 square miles of beautiful blufflands along the Mississippi river.

Granted, but you get the land just as the Mississippi floods due to a rise in sea-levels, global warming, Brexit, Putin re-aligning his killer satellites etc. You now own six square miles of sea-water and have to live in it with a family of sharks.

I wish I could fast forward to this time next year as I just know 2019 isn't going to be that great.

**bowlinggreen** · December 30th, 2018, 02:19 PM

Wish granted, but you died in a car crash on August 16, 2019.

You wake up briefly in your coffin 6 feet beneath the earth screaming in pain before mercifully expiring again.

I wish for a box of the world's most expensive chocolates.

December 15th, 2018, 11:44 PM	#3693
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. You get two breasts that require a size N cup, and they are always lactating. It isn't long before all your mates are calling you milk jugs. The end comes when a woman asks you to nurse her baby and so much milk squirts out of your tits the baby drowns in it. You are arrested for causing the death of a child through malicious neglect. At least your cellmate in prison, a very large man with a very large member, appreciates your mammaries and the comforts they provide. I wish to steal Santa's sleigh and whip those reindeer up to top speed, see how high and fast that baby can really go. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

December 25th, 2018, 11:13 PM	#3698
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but she's been drinking a ton and hasn't visited the loo for 8 hours. When the high pressure stream of alcohol laced urine hits your lungs you squirm in shock, but she doesn't notice, and by the time she is done singing and topples off of your face you have ignominiously drowned in a quart of MILF piss. No one will give you mouth to mouth. I wish to own 6 square miles of beautiful blufflands along the Mississippi river. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

December 30th, 2018, 02:19 PM	#3700
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but you died in a car crash on August 16, 2019. You wake up briefly in your coffin 6 feet beneath the earth screaming in pain before mercifully expiring again. I wish for a box of the world's most expensive chocolates. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

December 16th, 2018, 08:31 PM	#3694
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,225 Times in 30,305 Posts	Granted. Sadly you take that knowledge to your grave as some malicious soul hid a sharp piece of coral among the cushions on the seat. It perforates your bowel and you die a painful lingering death from peritonitis. I wish for Santa to bring all the nasty wish-corrupters on this thread two bags of coal and an onion for Christmas. Except for me as he knows in my case it's all just good-natured fun.

December 24th, 2018, 08:53 AM	#3696
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,225 Times in 30,305 Posts	Granted. And he brings Elmo and Bert and Ernie with him. For Christmas, I wish for one of those time-stop gadgets they have in Japanese porn.