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March 31st, 2016, 03:15 PM	#1
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,081 Times in 3,078 Posts	Qualify For The New World: Post Your Personal Robot Name. Tommy working good. Tommy well functioning. Tommy veddy veddy good human machine. Driving home from work this afternoon I came to think what my name would be if I was a robot. Well, actually a name for the damn robot I am. I chose Swiftronic 69 JR. Yours? __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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March 31st, 2016, 03:18 PM	#2
philll_77 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Beasley Street Posts: 2,445 Thanks: 43,824 Thanked 29,606 Times in 2,443 Posts	Marvin

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March 31st, 2016, 03:28 PM	#3
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	Robot

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March 31st, 2016, 03:32 PM	#4
frakacylon Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Galactica brig Posts: 576 Thanks: 3,263 Thanked 12,947 Times in 591 Posts	The racists of the 12 colonies call me toaster, but I will have the last laugh when I burn more than their toast..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 31st, 2016, 03:34 PM	#5
Miss80sPorn Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Walking on the Tightrope of Insanity Posts: 2,210 Thanks: 142,237 Thanked 47,053 Times in 2,208 Posts	Robbie3K10 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 31st, 2016, 03:42 PM	#6
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,843 Thanked 114,821 Times in 9,416 Posts	Smokie because I keep short-circuting __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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March 31st, 2016, 03:46 PM	#7
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	RoboHertz

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March 31st, 2016, 03:57 PM	#8
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Also known by my maiden name , Product Recall. Bad Lee Wired __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 31st, 2016, 04:10 PM

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March 31st, 2016, 04:15 PM	#10
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,656 Thanked 855,730 Times in 57,565 Posts	Hedonism Bot __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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