Oh No,It's Uncle Hombre's Caption Competition-Again.. - Page 2

**Mal Hombre** · July 27th, 2013, 01:07 PM

I wished to become a six foot pianist but the genie misheard Me..

**rupertramjet** · July 27th, 2013, 01:35 PM

Have you met your Parliamentary Candidate?

**luddite** · July 27th, 2013, 01:54 PM

Mal Hombre hanging around outside Starbucks, asking people if they want cream in their coffee.

**MrInBetween** · July 27th, 2013, 02:29 PM

Hi, I'd like to tell you about our new three-in-one product: a combination penis enlarger and haemorrhoid cream, that you can also use as a toothpaste - though strangely no-one ever wants to...

MaxJoker · July 27th, 2013, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrInBetween

though strangely no-one ever wants to...

You kidding !

I swear by it

Especially while using it

Davey Cameron heads off to meet the voters in an attempt to prove he isn`t as big a bloody dick as everybody thinks.

Unsurprisingly he fails

Then goes down the wrong back alley and is clumsily circumcised with a chainsaw by yours truly, Rabbi MaxJoker

**MrInBetween** · July 27th, 2013, 02:59 PM

.....
...............Before............................After

I used to live a life of degradation and depravity - then I joined the Mormons!

MaxJoker · May 19th, 2016, 05:00 PM

Dave Cameron finally comes clean ,

As to how big a dick he really is !.

**philll_77** · May 19th, 2016, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

You can 't go anywhere without some grinning prick making a nuisance of Himself...

That is the correct title of this thread.

July 27th, 2013, 01:07 PM	#11
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