The corrupt a wish game - Page 111

**sweatyhat** · January 15th, 2012, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Actually, the dwarves only become males when they are PMSing. The dwarf that is chasing me has a war-axe, and s/he thinks you are laughing at them !

I wish to console the Widow Vader.

Granted.
The family know what's going on and you're 'encouraged' to leave.

I wish polar bears really did balance on Fox's Glacier Mints.

**luddite** · January 15th, 2012, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish polar bears really did balance on Fox's Glacier Mints.

Granted. Polar bears can balance on Fox's Glacier. I asked you to stop calling me Mints.

I wish to be the rudest person in the world. I thank you in advance.

**Mal Hombre** · January 15th, 2012, 07:22 AM

Granted You are now the Duke of Edinburgh
I wish I was the most popular man in the World

**sweatyhat** · January 15th, 2012, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Granted You are now the Duke of Edinburgh
I wish I was the most popular man in the World

Granted.
You're Michael Jackson.

I wish someone would drop a pebble in the lake.

**@llatse@** · January 15th, 2012, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You're Michael Jackson.

I wish someone would drop a pebble in the lake.

Granted you are re-named Mr Pebble and dropped in a lake of Methane on Titan, Saturns largest moon

I wish I had a beer glass that as soon as it emptied it filled up again..with beer

**sweatyhat** · January 15th, 2012, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted you are re-named Mr Pebble and dropped in a lake of Methane on Titan, Saturns largest moon

I wish I had a beer glass that as soon as it emptied it filled up again..with beer

Granted.
Unfortunately your glass doesn't stop filling.
You can't keep it in the house.

I wish Connie Booth was naked in all her Fawlty Towers appearances.

**tygrkhat40** · January 15th, 2012, 03:09 PM

Granted, and the hard-of-hearing genie strikes again and instead of Conie Booth, it's Shirley Booth. Not a pretty sight.

I wish my bank account had 10 times as much US money in it as I do now.

**luddite** · January 15th, 2012, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish my bank account had 10 times as much US money in it as I do now.

Granted. Due to a computer error, the decimal shifts to the right. Your account is frozen, The FBI, IRS, Homeland Security and Chuck Norris are looking for you.

I wish women would rather have sex with me instead of chocolate.

**@llatse@** · January 15th, 2012, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish women would rather have sex with me instead of chocolate.

Deaf genie time again. Women would rather have sex with chocolate than you....no change there then

I wish the beer glass would stop filling up I'm nearly drowning here

larry74403 · January 15th, 2012, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish the beer glass would stop filling up I'm nearly drowning here

Granted, all knowledge of beer making disappears and you get the blame. And everyone knows its your fault. You are now the most hated person in the world. You thought Bin Laden was a hunted man?? HA!

I wish I had the superpowers of Invisibility and Good Luck.

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