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My neighborhood is so rough..
...that muggers will steal your organs as well as your wallet.
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My neighborhood is so rough...
...the muggers make you go back to the ATM to get more money.
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You call it "Going Postal" we call it Tuesday.
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September 24th, 2011, 10:30 AM | #25 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...
The Betterware man sells guns and ammo.
The ice cream man sells cigarettes. (I've seen this )
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My neighbourhood is so rough...
..the police asked John Prescott to accompany their patrols.
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