A Baker's Dozen - Page 395

**ruffroundedges** · May 17th, 2017, 11:40 PM

Legalized Thieves

1. Dentists
2. City Hall
3. Hotel Mini-bar the salted nuts
4. Wives
5. Utility Companies
6. Porno Producers
7. Banks
8. Lawyers
9.Scrap Dealers
10.HMO's (Health Maintenance Organizations)
11. Politicians (vast majority)
12. Monarcy
13. Petroleum companies

Things you cant leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2.

**Grey Wolf** · May 18th, 2017, 01:19 AM

Legalized Thieves

1. Dentists
2. City Hall
3. Hotel Mini-bar the salted nuts
4. Wives
5. Utility Companies
6. Porno Producers
7. Banks
8. Lawyers
9.Scrap Dealers
10.HMO's (Health Maintenance Organizations)
11. Politicians (vast majority)
12. Monarchy
13. Petroleum companies

Things you cant leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3.

**howerd** · May 18th, 2017, 01:21 AM

Things you can't leave the house without

1. Cell phone
2. A bag containing my deceased wife's skull

**Wendigo** · May 18th, 2017, 05:14 AM

Things you cant leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4,

**rosestone** · May 18th, 2017, 06:33 AM

Things you cant leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4. Cash
5.

**Mal Hombre** · May 18th, 2017, 08:10 AM

Things You can't leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4. Cash
5. Great Reluctance
6.

**teaktop** · May 18th, 2017, 11:00 AM

Things You can't leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4. Cash
5. Great Reluctance
6. Turning off the cooker
8.

**Mal Hombre** · May 18th, 2017, 11:15 AM

Things You can't leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4. Cash
5. Great Reluctance
6. Turning off the cooker
8. Opening the Door..
9.

**trailmaster** · May 18th, 2017, 11:19 AM

Things You can't leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4. Cash
5. Great Reluctance
6. Turning off the cooker
8. Opening the Door..
9. My Glasses
10.

**Grey Wolf** · May 18th, 2017, 11:34 AM

Things You can't leave the house without:

1. Cell phone
2. Keys
3. Trousers
4. Cash
5. Great Reluctance
6. Turning off the cooker
8. Opening the Door..
9. My Glasses
10. Trepidation
11.

May 17th, 2017, 11:40 PM	#3941
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Legalized Thieves 1. Dentists 2. City Hall 3. Hotel Mini-bar the salted nuts 4. Wives 5. Utility Companies 6. Porno Producers 7. Banks 8. Lawyers 9.Scrap Dealers 10.HMO's (Health Maintenance Organizations) 11. Politicians (vast majority) 12. Monarcy 13. Petroleum companies Things you cant leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2017, 01:21 AM	#3943
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	Things you can't leave the house without 1. Cell phone 2. A bag containing my deceased wife's skull Last edited by howerd; May 18th, 2017 at 02:44 AM..

May 18th, 2017, 05:14 AM	#3944
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,801 Thanks: 259,910 Thanked 1,139,462 Times in 113,921 Posts	Things you cant leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4, __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

May 18th, 2017, 08:10 AM	#3946
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,788 Thanked 855,857 Times in 57,575 Posts	Things You can't leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4. Cash 5. Great Reluctance 6. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2017, 11:00 AM	#3947
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,059 Thanks: 54,291 Thanked 117,221 Times in 7,078 Posts	Things You can't leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4. Cash 5. Great Reluctance 6. Turning off the cooker 8. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by teaktop; May 18th, 2017 at 11:01 AM.. Reason: I was joking on the last list....jeez

May 18th, 2017, 01:19 AM	#3942
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,950 Times in 19,976 Posts	Legalized Thieves 1. Dentists 2. City Hall 3. Hotel Mini-bar the salted nuts 4. Wives 5. Utility Companies 6. Porno Producers 7. Banks 8. Lawyers 9.Scrap Dealers 10.HMO's (Health Maintenance Organizations) 11. Politicians (vast majority) 12. Monarchy 13. Petroleum companies Things you cant leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3.

May 18th, 2017, 06:33 AM	#3945
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	Things you cant leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4. Cash 5.

May 18th, 2017, 11:15 AM	#3948
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,788 Thanked 855,857 Times in 57,575 Posts	Things You can't leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4. Cash 5. Great Reluctance 6. Turning off the cooker 8. Opening the Door.. 9. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2017, 11:19 AM	#3949
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts	Things You can't leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4. Cash 5. Great Reluctance 6. Turning off the cooker 8. Opening the Door.. 9. My Glasses 10.

May 18th, 2017, 11:34 AM	#3950
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,950 Times in 19,976 Posts	Things You can't leave the house without: 1. Cell phone 2. Keys 3. Trousers 4. Cash 5. Great Reluctance 6. Turning off the cooker 8. Opening the Door.. 9. My Glasses 10. Trepidation 11.