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**Sharkhunter** · July 9th, 2013, 07:44 PM

This in the "vintage" area, but is a thread that really should be straddling both areas. I have mentioned a couple of names earlier, but another that comes to mind is the lovely Dr Suzannah Lipscombe.

Beautiful and brainy, just my type.

isambard1803 · July 10th, 2013, 04:34 PM

Telly:
Ellie Harrison from Countryfile, with Julia Bradbury, recently qualified as a MILF, for good measure. Midlands weather girls on both ITV (Lucy Kite) and BBC (Shefali Oza). From "Lewis", Clare Holman (the pathologist) and Rebecca Front (Lewis's boss, DCS Innocent). From brainy programmes, Dr Betttany Hughes.
Softcore:
Any of the presenters from Naked News, especially the evergreen Victoria Sinclair. Linda Lusardi!!!!!!!
Singers:
From the pop side, Bouncy Knowles. Classical singers: Cecilia Bartoli, Carolyn Sampson, Anna Netrebko.
With the aid of a time machine:
The Empress Elisabeth of Austria, Emma Hamilton (Nelson's bit on the side), Botticelli's model for Venus, several of Titian's models, the kinky babes in the mural paintings in the Villa of the Mysteries in Pompeii. (I think we can do without the nanny-goat in that pieve of, ahem, erotica in the Naples museum.)

Geoffrey G · July 13th, 2013, 05:12 PM

French Newscaster Melissa Theuriau

thebeast73 · July 13th, 2013, 07:50 PM

Dolly Parton when she was young and natural.

JohnBarton · July 13th, 2013, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marbis

Sophia Loren. My wettest dream ever.
I wish she did porn in the '70 and '80 ... Dressed like a refined slut in nylon stockings and silk scarves, in Swedish Erotica loops style ...
I think that as she looks in these pictures here, she was properly ready for that successful job!!!

As her husband was involved with the film "The Sensuous Nurse", it is just a shame that he didn't want everybody seeing what he was getting at home. Imagine the delicious Sophia going full-frontal before diving into the swimming pool, or simulating giving the old man she is caring for a blow-job.

isambard1803 · July 14th, 2013, 10:10 PM

When I heard about the crackpot whingers wanting to remove the U certificate from The Railway Children, I rather hoped that somebody had found lost hardcore footage of the real way in which a milfish Dinah Sheridan and the fragrant Misses Agutter and Thomsett got their husband/dad out of the slammer!

Alas, the whingers just thought the film would encourage kids to trespass on the railway.

Note to mods: Jenny Agutter and (especially) Sally Thomsett were both considerably older than the roles they played - firmly legal!

**barni666** · July 15th, 2013, 06:34 AM

Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek,

yamotto · July 19th, 2013, 08:28 PM

The girls in sucker punch

**rupertramjet** · July 19th, 2013, 10:24 PM

A friend of mine was married to a British Actress who got her clothes of a few times in the nineties, he was once asked how he felt about the nude scenes, and other blokes being with his wife on film. She was gorgeous BTW! His reply was 'I get to do the hardcore shots, without the cameras and crew!'

yamotto · July 19th, 2013, 10:55 PM

holly willoughby

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July 10th, 2013, 04:34 PM	#192
isambard1803 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 122 Thanks: 2,926 Thanked 826 Times in 106 Posts	Telly: Ellie Harrison from Countryfile, with Julia Bradbury, recently qualified as a MILF, for good measure. Midlands weather girls on both ITV (Lucy Kite) and BBC (Shefali Oza). From "Lewis", Clare Holman (the pathologist) and Rebecca Front (Lewis's boss, DCS Innocent). From brainy programmes, Dr Betttany Hughes. Softcore: Any of the presenters from Naked News, especially the evergreen Victoria Sinclair. Linda Lusardi!!!!!!! Singers: From the pop side, Bouncy Knowles. Classical singers: Cecilia Bartoli, Carolyn Sampson, Anna Netrebko. With the aid of a time machine: The Empress Elisabeth of Austria, Emma Hamilton (Nelson's bit on the side), Botticelli's model for Venus, several of Titian's models, the kinky babes in the mural paintings in the Villa of the Mysteries in Pompeii. (I think we can do without the nanny-goat in that pieve of, ahem, erotica in the Naples museum.)

July 13th, 2013, 05:12 PM	#193
Geoffrey G Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 43 Thanks: 3,425 Thanked 2,139 Times in 43 Posts	French Newscaster Melissa Theuriau

July 13th, 2013, 07:50 PM	#194
thebeast73 Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 23 Thanks: 37 Thanked 159 Times in 15 Posts	Dolly Parton when she was young and natural.

July 14th, 2013, 10:10 PM	#196
isambard1803 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 122 Thanks: 2,926 Thanked 826 Times in 106 Posts	When I heard about the crackpot whingers wanting to remove the U certificate from The Railway Children, I rather hoped that somebody had found lost hardcore footage of the real way in which a milfish Dinah Sheridan and the fragrant Misses Agutter and Thomsett got their husband/dad out of the slammer! Alas, the whingers just thought the film would encourage kids to trespass on the railway. Note to mods: Jenny Agutter and (especially) Sally Thomsett were both considerably older than the roles they played - firmly legal!

July 15th, 2013, 06:34 AM	#197
barni666 Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Europe Posts: 1,456 Thanks: 8,439 Thanked 38,055 Times in 1,448 Posts	Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek,

July 19th, 2013, 08:28 PM	#198
yamotto Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 20 Thanks: 37 Thanked 86 Times in 14 Posts	The girls in sucker punch

July 19th, 2013, 10:24 PM	#199
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	A friend of mine was married to a British Actress who got her clothes of a few times in the nineties, he was once asked how he felt about the nude scenes, and other blokes being with his wife on film. She was gorgeous BTW! His reply was 'I get to do the hardcore shots, without the cameras and crew!'

July 19th, 2013, 10:55 PM	#200
yamotto Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 20 Thanks: 37 Thanked 86 Times in 14 Posts	holly willoughby