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Old 07-12-2018, 08:46 AM   #13861
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- Thank you, no semifinished wine for me.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:13 AM   #13862
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It would have been a lot easier if the cave rescue had happened in Brazil,All Brazilian Soccer Players know how to dive..
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:09 PM   #13863
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One of my favorite chords is K#mAb7, but I donīt know how to fret it yet.
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:23 PM   #13864
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ? ,

He worked it out with a pencil.



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Old 07-14-2018, 01:03 PM   #13865
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Friend of mine told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin ,

Asked how he could tell them apart ?
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Said her brother's got a mustache.


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My brother just married siamese twins.
He loves her, hates him.
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Getting Your Money's Worth

A man away for weeks on business goes into a local whorehouse and throws $100 down on the counter, then says to the madame, "Give me the worst lay you have!"
The madame picks up the money, sticks it in her brassiere, and comments, "Sir...for $100 you could get our best."
Then the man answers, "Hey...I'm not horny. I'm homesick!"
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:01 PM   #13868
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My brother just married siamese twins.
He loves her, hates him.
At least she's guaranteed a threesome every night.
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Hear about the Irishman who bought a Gun Dog.

Broke its back trying to load it.
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Old 07-14-2018, 09:59 PM   #13870
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How do you get a sweet old lady to yell: ''Go fuck yourself!''?

Get another sweet old lady to yell:''bingo!''
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