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Old 07-27-2018, 10:42 PM   #13861
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Old 07-28-2018, 03:03 AM   #13862
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Man: Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a moth.

Doctor: Why have you come to see me then?

Man: You've left a light on.
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Old 07-28-2018, 05:39 AM   #13863
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People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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Old 07-28-2018, 05:46 AM   #13864
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It's a heatwave!
I don't know how hot it actually is, but I believe the outdoor sensor of my thermometer is trying to tell me something...

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Old 07-28-2018, 04:14 PM   #13865
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I saw homeopathic drops 'Extra Strong!'

Does that mean they're more or less diluted?
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Old 07-28-2018, 04:57 PM   #13866
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Granddad always told me never to raise my hands to a woman ,

As it leaves your groin unprotected
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Old 07-28-2018, 07:28 PM   #13867
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My mate asked if there are rules and regulations to wanking. I said not at the moment but I can see it coming.
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You mean It's in hand ?
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It will just take a few strokes and everything will be done.
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Just as long as someone's got a grip on the situation..
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