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Old 07-09-2018, 07:24 PM   #1
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Big Grin Funny mis-translation signs

Thought this might be funny as there are tons of such signs out there.

The signs must be any non English language translated poorly and funny into English.
Limit is 1-2 posts and five signs per post until someone else makes a post then you can go again.



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Old 07-10-2018, 05:56 AM   #2
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