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Old 07-12-2018, 11:48 PM   #3261
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Chromax was excited to hear about the "dark web" and quite disappointed to discover that it did not stand for "All dark meat, all the time."
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Old 07-13-2018, 07:15 AM   #3262
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Chromax was excited to hear about the "dark web" and quite disappointed to discover that it did not stand for "All dark meat, all the time."

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Old 07-13-2018, 07:27 AM   #3263
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jokerman started wanking when he was three and stopped two weeks ago due to carpal tunnel syndrome, disturbance in attention, dizziness postural, dysgeusia, hypersomnia, hypoaesthesia, lethargy, neuropathy, paraesthesia, somnolence, tension headache and tremor.
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:04 AM   #3264
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palo5 = Illuminati = Bilderberg Group = Vatican = Wall Street = Royalty = Reptilian
=Estreeter in nappies.
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:07 AM   #3265
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jokerman steals womens clothes off washing lines, feels guilty about it and then replaces what he stole with his own unwashed though.
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That you have asked photo's of don't ask me again palo5 has them
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Old 07-13-2018, 01:48 PM   #3267
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palo5 being over 200 years old was the original writer of "War and Peace", except the original title was "War, War, War, a primer for how to defeat any invaders and take over the world". The publisher was so horrified by what he read that he threw palo5 's novel in the trash and contacted Leo Tolstoy and commissioned him to write a novel about war and peace. Several days later palo5 heard about this and bombed the publisher and then had to flee the country!
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jokerman started wanking when he was three and stopped two weeks ago due to carpal tunnel syndrome, disturbance in attention, dizziness postural, dysgeusia, hypersomnia, hypoaesthesia, lethargy, neuropathy, paraesthesia, somnolence, tension headache and tremor.
And here I thought that he was getting headers from his new boyfriend and no longer needed to play with himself.
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Brian249x is sometimes cruel, though not all would see it that way. When he sees a horrible child aggravating its mother in a supermarket, he shoots the kid's ass with a concealed bb-pistol, and suddenly the beast becomes a victim, and screams for sympathy. No physical harm is done, of course. He's not a real villain, like others here
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chromax got invited to take part in Drag Racing, then realised his mistake when he turned up in womens clothes.
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