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07-11-2018, 03:19 AM	#2661
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 21,337 Thanks: 266,480 Thanked 676,988 Times in 21,381 Posts	4392: Yeah, alright, yahoo, terrific, way to go! No not you, the batter just hit a grand slam. __________________

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07-11-2018, 01:25 PM	#2662
Estreeter TM and GM's Love Child Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 30,065 Thanks: 242,778 Thanked 479,664 Times in 30,732 Posts	4393 Hey, Cocksucker Sorry, wasn't talking to you, was just calling your Mum here __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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07-11-2018, 01:29 PM	#2663
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 48,832 Thanks: 302,690 Thanked 631,833 Times in 49,013 Posts	Not that I`m saying she was fat only at one point thought I was caressing her thigh , which turned out to be her wrist ! 4394 ~ Have you been tested for diabetes lately ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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07-12-2018, 04:49 AM	#2664
Mister Fide Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 680 Thanks: 15,745 Thanked 9,175 Times in 677 Posts	4395: We really should change the wallpaper in this room.

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07-13-2018, 04:08 PM	#2665
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 21,337 Thanks: 266,480 Thanked 676,988 Times in 21,381 Posts	4396: The bidet just ain't doing it for you, so here Happy Birthday I bought you a brand new 1850 PSI power washer for that smelly thing! __________________

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07-14-2018, 10:25 AM	#2666
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 4,544 Thanks: 15,044 Thanked 57,236 Times in 4,554 Posts	4397 500...499....488...400....390...360...200...149... 89...30..11...1 Here I come.

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07-14-2018, 12:04 PM	#2667
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 21,337 Thanks: 266,480 Thanked 676,988 Times in 21,381 Posts	4398: Why did you shave your pubes into the shape of a smile, your pussy is nothing to smile about! __________________

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07-14-2018, 01:17 PM	#2668
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 48,832 Thanks: 302,690 Thanked 631,833 Times in 49,013 Posts	4399 ~ You want me to kiss you on the double ? , Butt Shirley , you've got more than two chins __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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07-14-2018, 01:37 PM	#2669
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 21,337 Thanks: 266,480 Thanked 676,988 Times in 21,381 Posts	4400: You say some of the positions we do it are far-fetched? No, just the fact that I'm shagging you is far-fetched! __________________

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07-14-2018, 02:01 PM	#2670
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 4,544 Thanks: 15,044 Thanked 57,236 Times in 4,554 Posts	4401 I think you are facing the wrong way.

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