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Old 07-11-2018, 10:57 AM   #6181
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Party with Iggy Pop or Keith Richards ?
Keith Richards (Not as scarily skinny as Iggy )

Fist fight time again , who`d win

John Rambo Or Rocky Balboa ?
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:18 PM   #6182
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Rocky Balboa would knock the crap out of Rambo


If a pretty but very fat woman asked you out for a date would you or would you not accept(this is a variation of a previous post)?
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If a pretty but very fat woman asked you out for a date would you or would you not accept(this is a variation of a previous post)?
Would I accept ? .
Trails I`d bite her hand off
Nothing wrong with a VERY voluptuous female , certainly a pretty one who`s also loopy enough to fancy this daffy

Another fist fight conundrum ,

John Mcclane Or Special Agent Art Jeffries ?
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:28 PM   #6184
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John McClane


If you were in a pub playing darts and the man your playing with said "the next winner pays for all the drinks in the pub and don't lose on purpose or I'll beat the crap outta you" Do you or do you not accept the challenge?
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Old 07-12-2018, 06:28 PM   #6185
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Challenge accepted ! Maybe there's some pretty girls in this pub and le they fancy a drink from me, I could get laid multiple times later that night ! Plus most of dart players are skinny pussies so I'll probably fin the fight too...

While you where driving by night on an isolated road, you seek a beautiful girl running scared on the side of this same road. She looks lost. Considering that many porn films started the same way...but also plenty of horror flicks did too, would you stop the car and ask her if she needs assistance or would you push on the accelerator to get away from here as fast as possible ?
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I would leave. Often times this is just a scam to trap drivers into stopping so they can be robbed.


If you really can't sleep do you drink some liquor or take a sleeping pill?
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If a cop pulls you over:
Do you put your hands on the wheel or starts confessing
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Put my hands on the wheel.( One should never confess. The cop will record everything and it could be used in court against you.)


If you're in your car with a tornado bearing down upon you. What do you do? Gun the engine and try to outrun it, or leave your car and try to find a ditch?
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If you're in your car with a tornado bearing down upon you. What do you do? Gun the engine and try to outrun it, or leave your car and try to find a ditch?
Outrun (Although would have to wrestle with the urge to head straight towards it , whistling Ride of the Valkyries )

"Fight fight"

Ivan Drago Or Karl Honig ?
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