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Old 07-13-2018, 09:36 PM   #3501
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:51 PM   #3502
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You blasted idiots. I spent the last year of my life building myself up for this game. I really kept myself in shape, restricted my diet, and even kept off the women, and then when I win and am given this fantastic all silver trophy it breaks in two while I'm being photographed. Do you know how this will make me look in the newspapers and on the internet. You fc....ing cretins. I'll sue, I'll sue!

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Old 07-15-2018, 04:40 PM   #3503
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Old 07-15-2018, 05:34 PM   #3504
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Old 07-15-2018, 05:49 PM   #3505
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Old 07-16-2018, 01:21 PM   #3506
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Chicago has had in the past championship basketball, hockey, baseball, and American football teams. Our soccer team always sucks . That's ok, because Chicago will always be known as a winning city!

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