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Old 04-07-2018, 06:53 AM   #381
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Old 04-30-2018, 11:24 AM   #382
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The Bermuda disappears inside the Bermuda Triangle



Prez Trump immediately blamed Iran and nuked the area where Bermuda used to be to "Encourage the island to stop hiding".



In a show of solidarity Kim Jong-Un dispatched North Korea`s entire Navy.



Promising to find the island . Which unconfirmed reports claim the CIA have told him has cake.

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Old 05-18-2018, 02:06 PM   #383
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Hinting at a sudden souring turnaround in relations . During a daring daylight raid last night , America dealt North Korea a tactical slap by capturing it`s entire Air Force !.




Plus an emotional set back for Kim Un Jong by also snatching his eight track of the Beach Boys greatest hits , at the same time !.

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Old 05-18-2018, 08:12 PM   #384
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North Korea sends out it`s roving unbreakable top of the range defensive shield ,



Just in case some American supplied South Korean soldier over in the Military Demarcation Line is foolish enough to lob a half eaten apple their way !
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Despite scoffing a six course dinner while there , plus blocking the toilet twice. Trump`s backtracking and renewed bellicose attitude . Continues to concern North Korea so much they're now moving their most up to date tank division (Low Dong Legion) towards the 38th parallel



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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.
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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
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Protesters tried to get a fat, insulting, inflatable, blond baby off the ground in an effort to highlight grievances against The Donald.......Boris was having none of it tho' just hangin' around till his holiday in Croatia to celebrate England's World Cup Glory.

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