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Old 06-26-2015, 04:09 AM   #21
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In other news today, Hillary says, "I sorry, it's all my fault."
In other news today, Satin orders earmuffs, mittens and a fur coat from Amazon.
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Prince Charles admitted that when this photo was taken



that he was in fact plucking hairs off his ass
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Bruce Jenner said he was happy with the outcome of his transformation surgery, But this newsreader wished he had the surgery done in the middle east ......


























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In other news the Obama administration is blaming recent ISIS attacks on the Confederate battle flag.
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Keeping with the new tradition of escaping criminal charges, FIFA president Sepp Blatter has announced his plans for a transgender operation and new career path






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Keeping with the new tradition of escaping criminal charges, FIFA president Sepp Blatter has announced his plans for a transgender operation and new career path






"Sepp Blatter." Sounds like something you need antibiotics for.

And in other news, it was announced that FIFA was being treated for a bad case of sepp blatter.
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In other news today POTUS Obama claims he has decimated and destroyed ISIS . He did not mention that ISIS is changing its name.
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The Greek Government has leased out one of it's ancient structures in order to raise capital and help itself out of it's national debt crisis.




















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And in other news today Hillary Clinton says she has been inspired by Caitlyn/Bruce to get her/him a sex change. When asked if it will be a total change unlike Brucey's she replied she already had the junk down below.
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Morgan Freeman , inbetween appearing in his hundredth movie this month , flabbily denied reports he`s developing a weight problem or needs to get a hair cut .

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