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Old 07-17-2018, 10:16 PM   #1481
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Little Trump had always wanted a friend.
And from Russia with love he came.
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:22 PM   #1482
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Do you know why Stevie Wonder is always smiling ? ,

He still doesn't know he's black
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Why did Helen Keller only ever masturbate with one hand ? ,

So she could moan with the other
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Whats the difference between seeing a field of dead Jews and chopping up an onion ? ,

Chopping onions makes me cry
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Old 07-20-2018, 05:08 PM   #1483
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How do we know Adam and Eve weren't black ? ,

Even God couldn't have taken a rib from them
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What was John Lennon's last hit ?,

The pavement
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Why do Ethiopians sleep with their thumb up their ass ?,

So nobody steals breakfast
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:43 PM   #1484
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A few months ago i was feeling very sad and was thinking of killing myself. I called a suicide hotline that turned out to be a Muslim suicide hotline and when i told the guy on the phone i wanted to kill myself, he got very excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck.
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:55 PM   #1485
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I got a job working for the Samaritans, My first call was from a young female who said she was standing on the railway track as she had enough of life. I said to her please don't, I want to help you, can you please stay on the line.
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Old 07-23-2018, 04:34 PM   #1486
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Whats Bruce Forsyth`s widow getting for Christmas this year ? ,

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What's pink and fluffy & will be lonely this Christmas?

A. Dale Wintons Slippers.
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Had to reluctantly tell my old Gran last night "I think this milk is off" ,

"Well it's been years since anyone sucked on these nipples dear" she said
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The family motto:
Incest - just do it.
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The family motto:
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Incest I suppose is relatively easy.
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