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Old 07-10-2018, 09:04 AM   #1481
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I heard on the news that the top Serbian tennis player was down in Salisbury poisoning people.

What the farck Novichok, get back to Wimbledon and play tennis. Bloody foreigners!!
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Old 07-10-2018, 01:52 PM   #1482
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Why did Fred West's first wife leave him ? ,

She was sick of having the kids under her feet all day
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:38 PM   #1483
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Imam to another imam:

I met my wife for the first time in a public toilet.

Her dad was changing her diapers at the time.
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My brother's facebook status went from HIV to AIDS to RIP
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:47 PM   #1485
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The wife finally agreed to give me a blowjob and swallow "You must have a very high sperm count, I could chew that" she said afterwards ,

It was only later when I noticed the warts were gone
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:45 PM   #1486
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Been at Wimbledon this week enjoying the tennis. I was asked by a reporter if I had ever been in the Royal Box.
I replied that I had and found it warm, soft and very satisfying, adding that Kate and I had been friends for many years.
Apparently, Prince William is very angry with me.
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Always feel guilty crushing the pills up and putting them in my Gran`s food ,

Yet would never forgive myself if I got her pregnant
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Old 07-15-2018, 10:30 AM   #1488
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Whats the difference between Fred West & John West?

A: John West always takes the bones out.
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Was devastated when learned my ten year old daughter had a miscarriage .

Starting to think that I'll never have a son
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How do you blow a Thalidomide's face off ? ,

Get them to light a firework and hold it at arms length
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