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Old 07-12-2018, 07:28 PM   #6181
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Challenge accepted ! Maybe there's some pretty girls in this pub and le they fancy a drink from me, I could get laid multiple times later that night ! Plus most of dart players are skinny pussies so I'll probably fin the fight too...

While you where driving by night on an isolated road, you seek a beautiful girl running scared on the side of this same road. She looks lost. Considering that many porn films started the same way...but also plenty of horror flicks did too, would you stop the car and ask her if she needs assistance or would you push on the accelerator to get away from here as fast as possible ?
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:46 PM   #6182
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I would leave. Often times this is just a scam to trap drivers into stopping so they can be robbed.


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Do you put your hands on the wheel or starts confessing
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Put my hands on the wheel.( One should never confess. The cop will record everything and it could be used in court against you.)


If you're in your car with a tornado bearing down upon you. What do you do? Gun the engine and try to outrun it, or leave your car and try to find a ditch?
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If you're in your car with a tornado bearing down upon you. What do you do? Gun the engine and try to outrun it, or leave your car and try to find a ditch?
Outrun (Although would have to wrestle with the urge to head straight towards it , whistling Ride of the Valkyries )

"Fight fight"

Ivan Drago Or Karl Honig ?
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If you are called for jury duty do you go or try to get out of it?
Accept (Then tout around for bribes from the accused )

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Jack Slater Or Major Alan "Dutch" Schaeffer ?
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This might be before your time: better wrestlers: Happy Humphrey or Haystacks Calhoun(both weighed in excess of 700 pounds)?
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Haystacks (In Blighty we had our own version Giant , a wrestling athlete of the highest order )

"Gouge Gouge "

Harry Tasker (True Lies) Or U.S. Marshal John Kruger (Eraser) ?
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Haystacks (In Blighty we had our own version Giant , a wrestling athlete of the highest order )

"Gouge Gouge "

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Adams Family (orginal tv series) or The Munsters (Original tv series)
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