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Old 07-12-2018, 01:17 PM   #3501
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This is MaxJoker who won the 10,000,000 pound lottery in Norwich. He went out and bought a pub, a yacht, and his own private jet on credit. Then the bill came and Oh my God! the bill is for 20,000,000 quid. Max is now broke, and homeless and works as a painter. What a loser!

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Old 07-12-2018, 04:00 PM   #3502
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Old 07-13-2018, 01:51 PM   #3503
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Yeah. I won,but now I have to back to Pakistan where I have an ugly wife, and live in a nearly totalitarian society. Wish I could go to America and make big money, but can't get out of the country without being thrown into a rat infested prison.

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Old 07-13-2018, 04:25 PM   #3504
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:36 PM   #3505
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:51 AM   #3506
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You blasted idiots. I spent the last year of my life building myself up for this game. I really kept myself in shape, restricted my diet, and even kept off the women, and then when I win and am given this fantastic all silver trophy it breaks in two while I'm being photographed. Do you know how this will make me look in the newspapers and on the internet. You fc....ing cretins. I'll sue, I'll sue!

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Old 07-16-2018, 12:21 PM   #3510
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Chicago has had in the past championship basketball, hockey, baseball, and American football teams. Our soccer team always sucks . That's ok, because Chicago will always be known as a winning city!

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