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Old 07-11-2018, 01:58 PM   #3481
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on his last date. He said or did something wrong
Looks like I did or said something dang (Sorry for swearing ) right
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:41 PM   #3482
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:03 PM   #3483
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Big Grin By what Mal told me earlier this afternoon , accept my success as thread victor. If not right now , then a few seconds into the future soon !

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Old 07-12-2018, 02:17 PM   #3484
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This is MaxJoker who won the 10,000,000 pound lottery in Norwich. He went out and bought a pub, a yacht, and his own private jet on credit. Then the bill came and Oh my God! the bill is for 20,000,000 quid. Max is now broke, and homeless and works as a painter. What a loser!

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Yeah. I won,but now I have to back to Pakistan where I have an ugly wife, and live in a nearly totalitarian society. Wish I could go to America and make big money, but can't get out of the country without being thrown into a rat infested prison.

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You blasted idiots. I spent the last year of my life building myself up for this game. I really kept myself in shape, restricted my diet, and even kept off the women, and then when I win and am given this fantastic all silver trophy it breaks in two while I'm being photographed. Do you know how this will make me look in the newspapers and on the internet. You fc....ing cretins. I'll sue, I'll sue!

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